Dude, where's my _____ ?

It made too much noise....so I gave it away to a kid whos parents I dont like

Dude wheres my winter boots?

 

I put them on the cow.

dwim smiwwing pool. ?

 

in ganjakings basement


Dude wheres my pants?

 

I ground them into a fine powder and sprinkled it on a fire during the summer solstice.

Dude where's my warm beer?

 

I put it in the freezer and it exploded

Dude where my wrench?

 

I dropped it down the storm sewer

Dude wheres my airmiles card?

 

I used them to plug up an enemies toilet

Dude where's my toilet paper?

 

the squirrels took it


dude wheres my mountain dew?

 

I used it for a douche.

Dude, where's my printer?

 

I sold it at the flea market...

Dude wheres my free airline ticket...

 

There never was one it was a scam.

Dude?! Where's my Rocket Belt?

 

your terrorist neighbor took it and thought he was gonna martyr himself....it was quite a landing when the fuel ran out


dude wheres my supper?

 

Yer beans & rice and cornbreads ready and waitin...

Dude, where is my spinal tap....

 

Well, I'm kinda new here, but let me get my sledge hammer.

Dude, where's my back massaging attachments?

 

stuck in the couch


dude wheres my chopsticks?

 

used em to start a fire in the stove..

Dude, wheres my missing cuff links....

 

Im using them as nipple rings


Dude wheres the daylight gone?

 

Straight to hell!

Dude wheres my cock?

 

at KFC getting fried

Dude wheres my cellphone?

 

Look up your butt.

Dude where's my dude?