Dude, where's my _____ ?

made tuna salad of it....

Dude wheres my finger food...

 

stuck to your fingers


dude wheres Orison319?

 

he's out jammin somewhere...

Dude wheres Boogs...

 

he's gone...
dude, where's my pixel? xD

 

you left it in my digicam brah brah.

Dude, where's my leg??

 

stuck in the stump grinder


Dude wheres my airplane ticket?

 

you dropped it in the machine that gives you your ball back at the bowling alley.

Dude, Wheres my girlfriend?

 

she was lured to california by an internet troll


Dude wheres my tire pressure guage?

 

You sat on it and it just disappeared

Dude where's my other half of my ass?

 

bed sores took it away


Dude wheres my Daihatsu Mini-truck?

 

Running terriorist across the border from Iraq into Syria.

Dude wheres my Dvd of The Best of Granny Trannies?

 

Shroomie borrowed it

Dude wheres my Partridge Family sound machine album?

 

i sold it to a hooded character down an alley

dude wheres my slugs?

 

I cooked them up for the homeless shelter folks


dude wheres my nose?

 

In my butt.

Dude where's my rocket fueled flight boots?

 

I borrowed em for the weekend

dude wheres my watch?

 

I sold it to buy cream of mushroom soup.

Dude, where's my ultrasonic tooth pick?

 

Scraping out Mecha Mouth.

Dude, where's my *CANNOT COMPUTE*

 

I saw it last night on WARGAMES.

Dude, where's my turkey pot pie?

 

in my belly!

dude, wheres my friends?