Dude, where's my _____ ?

He runs a business and is in and out all day


Dude...wheres my newspaper?

 

I ROLLED A DUBBIE with it..


Wheres my false teeth..

 

on the table beside your hair


Dude,,wheres my kung pao chicken

 

yum.. whate that was your chicken man im so sorry.

dude wares my question for the ansure 42 i was gona save the world and be famus but..

 

Its wasted......like all the time spent teaching you to spell


Dude.....wheres my dehumidifier?

 

I sold it on e-bay for 10 bucs, we'll split the windfall....

Dude, wheres my apple pie....

 

some guy used it to masterbate.

dude, where's my blue fuzzy socks?

 

Crummyrummy is wearing them


Dude wheres my helmet

 

I'm wearing it now on my mountain bike trips....

Dude, wheres my writing stick...

 

i used it to modify the exterior of my volkswagon camper.

dude... where's my bin bag full of tea bags?

 

soaking in myu hot tub....im having a tea bath later


Dude...wheres my sweating to the oldies tape?

 

I donated it to the old folks afternoon now. I hear it goes down a storm on a Friday afternoon.

Dude.. where's my holy grail?

 

Youve been using it as an ashtray on your table



Dude wheres my compound bow?

 

I sold it on e-bay too, got 15 bucs fer it, we'll split the windfall....

Dude, wheres my french horn....

 

stop calling your wife that.....shes outside in the garden


Dude....wheres my hooka?

 

stored it away for further inspection upon future possible use against you in a court of law...:-0

Dude, where my mater's....

 

I canned them all for winter rations


Dude...wheres my lawnmower?

 

winterized till next summer....

Dude, wheres my composting toilet....

 

It composted itself into nothing


Dude...wheres my leafs mulcher?

 

the goat is in the pasture field, where I need to be....:-0

Dude, wheres my croc's....