Dude, where's my _____ ?

BBAD donated it to a charity for gamers.

Dude... where's my naturally occuring reservoir>?

 

I dont know......what the heck does it look like???



Dude wheres my lucky rabbits foot?

 

whats lucky about a rabbit losin their foot?... it ran off on its own...

Dude, wheres my knob....

 

covered in grease and hanging off your door.

Dude.. where's my contact lenses?

 

still in the case....

Dude, wheres my laptop....

 

I'm afraid the penguins stole it - one by one; piece by piece, just minutes before stealing my sanity.

Dude.... where's my house?

 

the wind blew the cardboard away


Dude...wheres my house

 

eaten by termites,

Dude, where's my cheese grater

 

I used it to file down some giant warts on my arse


Dude...wheres my JROCK albums?

 

stashed with my collection of jonovision vhs tapes

dude where's my chapstick

 

I used it to stop the inner thigh to sack chaffing


Dude..wheres my cordless phone?

 

I tried to see if it would float in the bathtub

dude where's my camera

 

My mom had it and she got arrested for taking photos of tents



Dude ...wheres my antlers?

 

Rudolf liked the look of them and had off.

Dude... where's my wellies?

 

Your Finlander friend is wearing them



Dude....wheres my boat anchor?

 

at the kazoo factory.

Dude, where is my Dream Machine?

 

you sold it to that gay disco place you work at



Dude....wheres my highschool yearbook?

 

my dog ate the pages

dude, where's my weed?

 

Erm... sorry man.

Dude... where's my herbal teabags?

 

I smoked them because you stole my weed

Dude, where's my shoes?