Dude, where's my _____ ?

at the local junk yard. Figured they needed it more than you.

Dude where's my Grateful Dead albums?

 

I gave them to someone who liked their music




Dude......wheres my lawnmower?

 

same place as farmouts golf cart.

Dude where's my last post on the forums?

 

I dont know..and Im too lazy to tell you to check all your posts by clicking on "your posts" up on the top bar


Dude....wheres my new shoes?

 

I traded them in on a nickle bag....

Dude, wheres my peace pipe....

 

I sent it to Iraq


Dude...wheres my adapter for charging my cell phone?

 

i sold it to sum cat in NYC....
dude where's my lawnchairs?

 

I lent to the fat guys convention.....none came back



Dude....wheres my neighbor?

 

he moved after you started beatin on that drum after midnight....:-0

Dude, wheres my telescope....

 

Im using it to spy on my new neighbors



Dude......wheres my beer?

 

I was being chased by the cops and I crashed it into a tree

Dude where is the closet?

 

In my bedroom
Dude where's my death ray?

 

It's in the last person you killed..Member

Dude where is my Peace Sign Bracelet?

 

I borrowed it so you'd ask
Dude where's my tye dye shirt?

 

oops I ran out of TP


Dude...wheres my 10 gallon hat?

 

Had a good poop in it...

Dude, wheres the fire....

 

Headin' toward that gas tank
Dude where's my guitar?

 

It flew away.....
Dude wheres my corona...

 

Its in the sky where it belongs



Dude..wheres my cheese?

 

I fed it to my killer rabbit.

Dude where's my cow