Dude, where's my _____ ?

I stole them.
Dude, where's my conscience?

 

Gone..............along with your youth



Dude..wheres my 52" flatscreen?

 

Well, we got it out back by the barn watchin some cool videos here at the farm party

Dude, wheres my mornin after bloody Mary....

 

You drank it last night....

Dude, where's my 2nd grade teacher?...

 

I married her


Dude.......wheres my calzone?

 

I do believe it was eaten by munchy crazed folks....

Dude, wheres my timepiece.....

 

it got old...ran outta time and died



Dude...wheres my sanity?

 

Gone with the wind.....

Dude, where's my naked angel tattoo?...

 

I thot I saw it on yer bum...

Dude, wheres my amish paste maters.....

 

I used it as loghouse chinking

Dude....wheres those jelly beans you were planting in your garden?

 

I made jelly & jam with em after they sprouted up....

Dude, wheres my cloaking coat you borrowed....

 

I tore it a little...then dropped it on shoe polish...then I really ripped it by stepping on it...and finally shrunk it in the wash. Sorry.

Dude, where's my teletubbie doll?

 

I launched it on one of my bottle rockets.....

Dude, wheres my skate key....

 

I must have thrown it out because I didnt know what it was

Dude...wheres my booster cables?

 

I got em hooked to my International Scout....

Dude, wheres my old vw beetle.....

 

I turned it into a bushbuggy

Dude...wheres my puppy

 

Cruella DeVille turned it into a coat.

Dude, where's my cat?

 

I gave him to the pest control center.
Dude where's my leftover tofu?

 

It disintegrated....

Dude, wheres my outback inverter...

 

I put your outback inverter outfront upsidedown


Dude.......wheres my blueberries?