Dude, where's my _____ ?

Micheal Jackson is masterbating with him

Dude.....wheres my watch

 

It upgraded to Big Ben.

dude, where's my ocean

 

Your ocean??...you mean your CD of Billy Ocean??..I burned it


Dude ..........wheres my tv you borrowed last week?

 

your father have it
dude.... where´s my cock?

 

Its on the windowsill...



Dude where is my viking boat?

 

its in the pacific ocean where there is a war featuring the vickings ane the pirates. dude where are my flip flops?

 

on my feat

dude, where is my hair?

 

Im using it for pubes.....


Dude... Wheres my nunchucks??...

 

last samurai is playing with em....

dude, where is my fish?

 

gone fishing.

Dude, where's my sasquatch?

 

Boogahbaah is probably in RT



Dude........wheres my abacus?

 

I'm usin it to help with Counting Crows.....

Dude, wheres my cold frame....

 

Look up silly..........youve been living under it for months now



Dude......wheres my ATV?

 

driving into the sunset.

Dude, where's my voice?

 

gone for now, you have laryngitis....

Dude, where are my clackers.....

 

Hanging between your legs.....wear something more supportive dude...It'll pay off when your 80 and not dragging them on the floor



Dude........wheres my Bellydancing Hooker I ordered over an hour ago?

 

she decided to go to Orison's tree house instead....

Dude, wheres my john deere....

 

some hick's using it as a ride to the grocery store!

dude, where's my sex drive?

 

the last person you had sex with killed it.

dude, wheres my kitkat bar?

 

Melted into the defrost duct of my 4x4 GMC

Dude.......wheres my jackknife