dude..dude..........dude

Next time someone says says something about my pants, I'm going to say, "You should see me without them" or "they'd look better on your bedroom floor". Whadaya think?

 

Yeah, main'.
Don't you know the whole idea is to pretend to have feelings?
Seriously, brah. Get yourself a cute little kitten or puppy.
Hell, just borrow a relative's baby or small child.
Then, just pretend you actually give a fuck about that shit and she's yours. Guaranteed to make her melt.

 

Just save time, (Lets cut all the shit and lets just fuck!) either you get lucky or slapped.

 

ahh gotta love high school

the lunch time schematics...study hall breaks, 5th floor whores....

 

5th Floor Whores.
That sounds like a really kick ass rock band or something.

 

it does, but no, it was a few girls who would give BJ's to guys up on the landing before heading out onto the roof. they even brought a chair up there for the guys to sit down....