Duck Lips

Have you really--why?

 

I never said anything about unfriending mind you, I said 'unfollow.' I also won't follow anyone who posts political stuff or people who invite me to like and share Jesus stuff.

 

I've never unfriended anybody, but I know I've been unfriended.

 

I will be friendly and helpful to people that are born retarded or are so by accident.

But not people that are retarded by choice.

Starbucks too, as soon as someone tells me they like Starbucks and think its good coffee, my mind wonders, hmmm, I wonder what else is wrong with them, hmmm, better cut the cord now.

Starbucks and Duck Face, the two plutonic dealbreakers.

Astrology too, soon as they mention their horoscope....run forest fooking run

Although the three usually go together, spice pumpkin latte, duck face, what sign are you?

 

I am not a social media fan so bare with me. What’s the thing that morphs people’s faces into contorted gobs of unrecognizable blogs of protoplasm? That’s the thing I find totally ridiculous.

 

meth?

 

That too but meth isn’t a social media app.

 

^ i assume snapchat is the answer you're actually looking for.

 

I thought it was called trout pouting ..... but it's stupid, and used by kids or middle aged women to iron out their wrinkles.. ask my stupid sister..