I'm very close to puking my guts out! Everybody praise me! It's three thirty in morning here, you lightweights failed! Fucking awesomness x 2 with applesauce glazed over + sprinkles on top.
Reading your posts made me feel better about the stupid shit I post when drinking, which is mild in comparison. Thanks
Not sure why all the "edits"?? I thought the purpose of the thread was drunk posting. If the thread catches on, all posts should be saved. Everybody who bothers to read this thread will be aware, and must deal that the posts are coming from an inebriated state of mind and should be read as such. I was on another forum that took this concept and took it one step farther. They made a rule "No Bankspanking" which means "no backspacing" which would include no spell check, no editing. The members seemed to enjoy watching as spelling and errors increased proportionally to the amount of alcohol consumed. Just an idea. I don't drink so can tell me to shove my ideas up my ass, but I'm just throwing suggestions out there.
Shame comes rushing back in when your sober. I would've felt better if their had been several people making stupid posts besides just me.
I know I felt bad, but if the thread catches on, and I hope it does, you won't be alone and others will be posting the same type of shit as you. If not, like others mentioned in the thread, it is a great idea for a thread. Hopefully it will be hopping Fri & Sat night.
That's right I'm drinking again! And theirs nothing you can do about! Buzzed up, Friggin Freaking Fracking Fucking buzzed.