Drug test!!! Oh noes!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Softerthanice223, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. How do I pass them bitches?

    A good buddy of mine told me you pass it by exercising... A LOT. *Scratches head*

    How much is a lot?

    And do you guys know any other ways to pass a drug test?
     
  2. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

    lol you know when wrestlers wear garbage bag suits and ride those stationary bikes in saunas?

    you know... somewhere along those lines :p
     
  3. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

    Yea dude, I have court next thursday and i've smoked within the past 30 days, it sucks because of my offence when they throw me on the probation that day they'll piss test me. Just sweat, ALOT, take hot showers, HOOOOOT showers. I hear it's not that hard to sweat the shit outta your system but we'll find out next thursday hahaha.
     
  4. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

    as long as you're not a fatass and haven't smoked like an eighth a day for the past year you'll be fine good sir!
     
  5. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

    I am off to piss now another $17.00 down the pisser...:mad:
    All clean pee pee for me...:D
     
  6. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

    Drink water, Cranberry or Grape Juice and take B & C Vitamins (B1, B6 and B12). Hell, just take a B-Complex Vitamin with extra C. I also found these great Cranberry Pills. A lot of times women take them to help with bladder infections but they really increase the acid level of the urine and help clean out your system. That is if you are going to take a piss test that is. If you stop smoking and do what I said you will clean out your system in a few days. Depending on how much you smoke. If you have not smoked in like 30 days then I would not worry about it that much.
     
  7. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

    I can't open that link at work but I think it's one of those clean out drinks. To the best of my knowledge it is basily the same shit I told you to take. Gatorade is also a good thing to drink but not to much because it has so much salt and then you retain it. So, start off with the Gatorade and then switch to the other things.
     
  8. Oh sorry no, it's actually a powdered urine kit. Umm, basically it's "clean" urine.
     
  9. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

    well if they're watching you pee that won't work out to well

    plus then you have to worry about keeping it body temp... and if you're going through all that hassle just ask a clean friend for pee. no need to waste $$$
     
  10. Oh. That's a good idea. :) Haha, don't know why I didn't think of that!
     
  11. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

    Read the description for it, it says something about air activated heating or some shit lol
     
  12. Haven't smoked an eighth a day?

    What does that mean?

    Sorry, I'm a bit new to this lingo. :)
     
  13. So anyways, I'm really nervous about this.
     
  14. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

    hm. i didn't actually go to the site. but anyways you still have to go through the hassle of, in his case, taping it under his balls. it'll be real toasty anyways.

    and OP, that would basically mean smoking massive amounts of weed every single day for a long time
     
  15. So, um, have any of you guys ever failed a drug test and got fired from a job?
     

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