Drinking 211's and having phone sex with my girlfriend pothead_pixie.

Discussion in 'Marijuana' started by TopNotchStoner, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    I am sitting here drinking 211's and having phone sex with my girl, who is also a member here on the forums. She is getting me horny as fuck because she has the sexiext voice and she is the stoniest female I have ever met.
     
  2. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

  3. SLammon420

    SLammon420 Senior Member

    Have fun! My dealer is on his way with some green. I'm ready to start the toking.
     
  4. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

    all the power in the world to you, brother
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    don't get mad because you don't have anyone to get you off.
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    I'm glad someone's happy for me. She told me she is wearing a pair of jeans with a wife beater and no bra with a black lacy thong, which is dripping with her taco sauce.
     
  7. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    over the years ive learned to control the anger.... ;)
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    That's good. Because I want you to be happy for me.
     
  9. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

    dripping with taco sauce? hahah

    now there is too much information
     
  10. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    hes gone need some tums!
     
  11. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

    got a camera?
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    You really are insane if you think I am lying. Lying is something I just don't do, so kiss my dick, bitch. Unless, of course, you're just trying to be funny. In which case, joke on.
     
  13. Pothead Pixie

    Pothead Pixie Member

    Yeah, he's not lying, cuz I'm the one on the other end!
     
  14. tyc

    tyc Member

    umm right on .. lol
     
  15. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    hey baby, you stony ass mother fucker.
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Is this motherfucker getting smart? Am I gonna have to go to denver and slaughter somebody?
     
  17. Pothead Pixie

    Pothead Pixie Member

    Hey! you aint got no room to talk when it comes to being stony!
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    I know, but it takes on to know one.
     
  19. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

    no one said you were lying, man. It's phone sex. you DO have a phone and a hand.

    Pixie isnt really getting you off, just assisting your task.
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    I know. It just sounded kinda sarcastic.
     

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