Drinking 211's and having phone sex with my girlfriend pothead_pixie.

I am sitting here drinking 211's and having phone sex with my girl, who is also a member here on the forums. She is getting me horny as fuck because she has the sexiext voice and she is the stoniest female I have ever met.

 

TMI

 

Have fun! My dealer is on his way with some green. I'm ready to start the toking.

 

all the power in the world to you, brother

 

don't get mad because you don't have anyone to get you off.

 

I'm glad someone's happy for me. She told me she is wearing a pair of jeans with a wife beater and no bra with a black lacy thong, which is dripping with her taco sauce.

 

over the years ive learned to control the anger....

 

That's good. Because I want you to be happy for me.

 

dripping with taco sauce? hahah

now there is too much information

 

hes gone need some tums!

 

got a camera?

 

You really are insane if you think I am lying. Lying is something I just don't do, so kiss my dick, bitch. Unless, of course, you're just trying to be funny. In which case, joke on.

 

Yeah, he's not lying, cuz I'm the one on the other end!

 

umm right on .. lol

 

hey baby, you stony ass mother fucker.

 

Is this motherfucker getting smart? Am I gonna have to go to denver and slaughter somebody?

 

Hey! you aint got no room to talk when it comes to being stony!

 

I know, but it takes on to know one.

 

no one said you were lying, man. It's phone sex. you DO have a phone and a hand.

Pixie isnt really getting you off, just assisting your task.

 

I know. It just sounded kinda sarcastic.