I don't know about you, but I manage to get by being a pink power ranger-part time terry dactyl . Actually, I didn't really want to be anything unrealistic as a child, except a cowgirl for about a month, I suppose. Mostly I wanted to be a teacher.
you could probably get paid by the gov't as a freelance law enforcement officer as a power ranger as for me my most unlikely "I wanna be when I grow up" was commercial airline pilot, I'd never have patience for all the training I wanted to work for american or united.......
That would most likely be a little funnier if I was gay. You're quite the clever wanker... using the red to contrast and whatnot. You could possibly get a job in marketing... assuming your IQ is a tad higher higher than your shoe size. Now go hump your care bears collection like a good little boy.