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Should I? is that a good thing to do?! all those worms and shit crawling around on it and in it kind gross me out though :x

 

LOL YOU HAVE WORMS???

I look at my poo, granted I don't fisj it out or anything like that I just look to see how it looks I try and aim for sausage shaped poos but I have IBS so it's a nigh impossible feat to get a turd to be a sausage. Oh once, I couldn't shit for eight days, it was so big. I was in so much pain that when it did come out it was like I'd just given birth.

 

:willy_nilly:8 days? EPIC :O, You've got a few days on me!

and the worms are great for fishing

 

It wasn't epic at all I was crying a lot. Infact it was only a couple of months ago that this happened. My husband was crying with laughter he was just like "you'll tear yourself and it's not a big deal I've torn a bit and there isn't a lot of blood." Well I was too scared to tear and it got worse. It got so bad that I had the most urgent urge to shit 24/7 after day 5 I eased it out mm by mm for 3 days. It's fucking hilarious now. Often, mid bowl, my husband will be like "haow my godzz remember hen you couldn't shit?!" Then I wreck my throat

I had worms when I was dead little I remember being fascinated as I watched them wriggle around the toilet bowl. Dead itchy at night though.

I told you I love talking about shit. Literally

 

haha wow! could of taken some stool softener! make it flow like a waterfall :rofl:

yea I've never had worms, but I'm sure it would be fascinating!! watching them with there epic struggle to navigate the rough cratory mountains on Mr. Hankey, just to have their lives tossed... tossed like a salad, when they get flushed into the dark abyss known as the sewage......saddens me to just think about it.... poor guys... BUT! I'm sure they wiggled there way out of it

 

LOL apparently no one would sell me any stool softener they said it wouldn't work. I bought some fybogel though that helped. I felt sorry for teh worms too I remember being sad because I thought it must have been a shock going from a nice warm bum to freezing water. Oh god, vague vague memories of my trying to position myself so my poo would land on them and sink them HAHAHA I'm a worm sadist

 

:O! pearl harbor for worms?....I think so

 

Save yourselves bitches!! Poor guys. I've never had them since. I don't think they enjoyed their version of worm harbour.

 

I fear...they are going to seek their revenge on us 1 day... I think our doom is going to look something like this :

 

Lmao!!!!:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Fucking coming at you to rip your head off *Noooo don't get toilet water on me!!*

Do you think OP's gonna be fuming for derailing this thread more than potter's bar?

 

Just hope you don't get toilet water in your eyes... pink eye cant be fun...goggles perhaps? :willy_nilly:

I don't think the OP is coming back :/

:beatdeadhorse5: < his original topic....

 

LOL but how would you know they were coming to get you?

 

I'd imagine there would be small earth quakes from the colossal worms digging under neath the ground, then over time the toilets would start backing up from them filling up and reproducing in our sewers, and then out of no where




BAM!!!!


they come flying out of our toilets and take us to our impending doom !!!!!

 

Holy shit! I hope I'm not on the loo when that happens. I don't want them to play pearl Harbour with me

 

They don't really play pearl harbor with you, they just make you sit in a very comfty chair of theirs...

 

That looks very cosy... I'm sorry worms. Did not mean to hurt you

 

It's to late for apologies now :/...


Wow I'm surprised we have kept this thread going so long! lol

 

OP is probably scared for their life by now.

 

LOL I know! People are gonna be like "wtf???"

 

Good. He can have my second hand worms. One careful owner