Well, obviously my message was aimed at the less perceptive among you. *unintelligible grumbling* never rape anyone at this rate *grumble grumble phlegm phtoo*
sorry, I let out the secret... You shoulda made your eyes look happier and have a sign that says, "Hello everyone, I have candy and ponies and butterflies and fried chicken" then people would take you seriously...
*takes notes* I'm learning from a master, I can tell. BTW: Your house looks so inviting, do you mind if me and my friends (who are also 13) come and stay with you to be safe? Aaaw I love puppies, how come you have so many? Awww little puppies, let me stroke you and lavish my attention on you 100% and not be aware of what lovelyxmalia has planned for my tight virgin rectum.