Don't you find jerking off to be pretty weird?

Don't get me wrong, i had been doing it for 20 years but recently i realized that i am stroking an erect penis (obviously) and it feels weird and wrong for a straight man to be doing that.

When i have sex i want to feel a woman... not a throbbing, warm penis, yet it's 100% what i get when jerking off. For this reason i recently bought a silicone sleeve that i can hump (with it's plastic casing removed) and it feels normal/natural for the first time ever... i am no longer feeling "penis" when sexually aroused.

 

Not at all. I've thought about getting a toy but enjoy the skin to skin. To each their own

 

So you think that a man-made, inorganic silicone sleeve feels more "normal/natural" than your own living, breathing, feeling human hand ...?!

The expressions of 'weird' really are many & varied ...

 

With a silicone sleeve, especially when lubed and warmed up, you get 95% the sensation of real raw vagina and 0% sensation of a penis. With jerking off you get 100% the sensation of an erect penis and 5% the sensation of a vagina.

I don't see how one can think of himself as straight when he strokes/feels/squeezes a penis to get sexually aroused and eventually orgasms holding on to a penis. That is as weird as it gets.

Do you consider yourself straight? Don't you find that stroking a penis to orgasm is anything but straight?

 

Are you one of those guys that won't wipe because you think that's gay?

 

I'm being serious here. Wiping is not sexual. Washing is not sexual. Going to the urologist is not sexual.

Jerking off however is sexual and you're being turned on while and because you're stroking a penis.

 

Slug it out, guys! I'm bisexual: I'm lying here jacking my dick with my left hand -- my hand is bisexual, so it's enjoying stroking a hard dick. My hard dick is bisexual, so it's enjoying getting pumped by a man's loving hand! Eat your heart out -- I'm getting double the pleasure with every silky-smooth stroke!!!

 

If I were an exobiologist from the planet, Vulcan, observing Earthling behavior for the first time, I’d surmise that male humans masturbating is weird. It think the word, “illogical,” would appear several times in my log entries regarding this anomalous phenomenon — “highly illogical” even. Clearly the male of the species accomplishes no progress whatsoever propagating his genes by the act. But I am not Vulcan. I am a full-blooded y-chromosome carrying Earthling who knows how delicious it feels, and that it would be weird and illogical if I didn’t indulge in such a simple, costless, delightful pleasure.

 

I'm not just saying it is illogical only, i am saying it is gay.

 

So you are saying, in essence, that every swinging dick on planet Earth is gay. 'Distorted' is the most generous word I can find for you ...

 

You're vastly overestimating how many men jerk off. This behavior exploded only in the last decades and is mostly driven by westerners. In other cultures it still is a fringe behavior and it had been fringe thoughout human history.

I am not saying than men who jerk off are gay, most of them are bi, cause a straight man would be turned off by feeling a penis.

But a man that jerks off more than he has sex and prefers jerking off to sex is definitely more gay than straight.

 

Playing with your own cock makes you gay? Never heard this one before. When i masturbate im watching straight porn or looking at pics of naked women. Fantasizing about women.

 

Yes but you are stroking an erect warm penis and to get more aroused you stroke penis harder, eventually orgasming feeling a penis. That is a homosexual act.

The fact that you think of women would make it bisexual at most.

Think about it this way- if you were to f a goat but you were thinking you're f a woman, could you say that you didn't commit bestiality? You couldn't because the physical act can not be divorced from the mental act.

 

I think you have some issues to sort out.
There is absolutely nothing gay about masturbation. In fact, it's a sign of healthy sexual behavior

The only issue is if interferes with one's relationship or becomes an unhealthy addiction, just like anything could.

 

Why would you think i have issues? You didn't reply to any of my arguments.

Also, masturbation had never been common in humans until very recently and it is extremely uncommon in animals

 

Literarily nothing you've said is true.

 

What i said is true. Masturbation in nature is extremely, extremely rare, masturbation to ejaculation even more so.

Masturbation in humans exploded in the last few decades, driven by the sexual revolution. It has been fringe behavior throughout all human existence.

 

Troll. Notice this clown joined yesterday.

 

You tell 'em, girl! This guy's nuts!

 

So what if i joined yesterday? I am the one who stayed on topic, the rest of you were offtopic