Don't ya wish your girlfriend was wrong like me

Death, do you know why there's a Bat on the Bacardi label?

Apparently some of the sugar used in making rum migrates out to the surface and crystallizes out a smidgen on the surfaces of the barrels they make the rum in. Bats fly down and land on the barrels, licking at the sugar.

THey decided the bat would be their mascot.

 

thats cool. I did not know that. I just always thought it was a cool label and a good beverage. where did you find this out?

 

Buddy of mine worked for em.

 

how funny that the badass bat logo comes from something so damned...cute.

 

come my way, I'll put you in check

 

it's ok that you have no taste. You're cute, down to earth, and have a good job. Guess ya can't have it all

 

i wouldn't say she's down to earth. not at all.

but that's all i'd say.

 

You're a boy so you have to come my way...play by the rules now(;

 

*blushes*

 

jealous? I think the parents of the kids I serve and the orgs I volunteer for would differ with your opinion. What do you do that's so wonderful to help humanity out as a whole again? Please remind me as I can't remember what you contribute to this society? But great job trying to rain on my compliments...I find it sad that you feel the need to but eh?

 

*clears throat*

I'm every bit of a man lady..... Don't down play it just cuz I'm short lol

 

I know baby(; I've developed a new afinity towards shorter men in the past year the lack of height difference works out so much better in bed. I'm in a racey mood I woke up horny as hell and this is what happens when I'm left hangin(;

 

that's how I wake up every morning, so don't feel bad. you know, they make toys for that

 

heh I would die of embarassment and I need the real thing baby plastic wouldn't do it for me I need to feel

 

meh. I guess I'm just willing to settle...... well not for toys.... those pocket pussy things creep me out..... I'd take my hand over that any day.

 

I'm internally stimulated and I can't hit the right angle myself so I'm sos):

 

people are going to read this later and be like 'wtf is going on here?' lol

 

since when did you care what people thought(;

 

down to earth does not equal self-righteous

 

since I started discussing my masturbation publically j/k