Don't share a song

I think that you're lovely I think you're divine
But please don't be mistaken in thinking you're mine

 

can we share jokes?
when's the best time to go to the dentist?
tooth thirty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRyYqONTZs0"]Telling People Corny Jokes - YouTube

 

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaaaaains

 

I like cheese, I think it's grate

If you gave me some wine I'd be very grapeful

Bicycles are a wheelie good idea

I asked my bank for a loan before Easter, but they said it was already Lent

:leaving:

 

0.o

 

im looking at that guy in the video stealing a phone and thinking i could catch him easily and damn he would regret it when i did.

 

even if he was just joking around for a youtube vid and gave the phone back?

 

The baker puts two muffins in the oven.

One muffin looks at the other and says, "Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?"

The other muffin says, "HOLY SHIT it's a talking muffin!!"

 

Do not go to the "Bring Out Your Dead" thread.

 

so we're sharing advice now?

 

Just ensuring no songs are shared.

 

What did the mushroom in a box say?..."There's not mushroom in here..."

 

I would yell for him to stop first...maybe twice but after that i would think he is using the "youtube prank" as an excuse in case he got caught.