Don't mess with the farmers daughters

Three men are stranded at the side of the road after their car breaks down. One of the men spots a farm house in the distance and they all decided to see if the farmer is home and has a phone to call a mechanic.

When they approach the farm they do find the famer and he allows them to call a mechanic. The mechanic states that he can come to fix their car, but he won’t be able to swing by until the morning. So the three men ask the farmer if they can pay him for a room for the night. The farmer states that they can stay for free, but on one condition; they cannot go into his daughters’ rooms.

So that night the three men bunk down in the farmers’ old barn out back of his farmhouse. Their conversation that night eventually turns to the stipulation that they can’t go into the farmers’ daughters’ rooms. They all get so curious that they decide to risk it and sneak into the farmhouse and check out his daughters rooms.

Of course the farmer is in the house watching his daughter’s rooms and catches them all. By gunpoint he tells them to go back to the old barn and sleep and in the morning he wants all three of them to meet him in his fruit orchard for their punishment.

The first man wakes up and meets the farmer in the fruit orchard. The farmer tells him to go pick 100 of his favorite fruits and return to him.

The second man wakes up and meets the farmer in the fruit orchard, and the farmer tells him the same thing about picking 100 of his favorite fruits.

Eventually the third man wakes up and meets the farmer in the fruit orchard. The farmer tells the third man the same thing, to start picking 100 of his favorite fruits.


The first man returns with 100 cherries and the farmer points his gun at the man and tells him to start shoving them up his ass as his punishment.

The second man returns with 100 oranges and the farmer tells him to start shoving them up his own ass as well. A few fruits in however, the second man starts laughing. The farmer asks him what is so funny, to which he explains, “Ol’ George is out there picking watermelons!”