Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

sorry to read about your dog SOUL..

 

What was I doing 10 years ago..
Can't remember. I was 20.. Uni?

 

painful mushy lump in my calf...still cant walk normal must have done some damage with that mega cramp

 

Just sit there and poke it.

 

Damn sounds pretty messed up

 

Well.

I told my "girlfriend" i wanted to hang out, and in the same text told her i also wanted to spend the night alone. Fair warning.

Guess what...

I tell her ok, im going home, and she starts getting all pouty. So she offers to take me out to dinner and i go eat dinner. Not gonna pass up a free meal.

Then i start getting horny and im like well, might as well come over spend the night.

Came over, had sex, ended up sending her home.

I just want hot sex. Not all this emotional stuff.

Feelings is the worst STD you can catch.

I love my alone time.

Relevant song. I love this band.

 

I didnt get into it till i started teaching yoga at the rock climbing gym.

Its insanely hard.

I have moved up to level 5 out of 10. I have only been able to do it a few times. I can do 4's somewhat consistently. 3's pretty much always. Even 6's are way over my head. Each level up is a big jump in difficulty.

Outdoor rock climbing is a lot of fun. It is dangerous though. Live in agreat spot to do it.

 

I was at this shitty place called thomas creek near mount rose out here in nevada climbing with my ex girlfriend.. way up placed my foot on a slab of rock half a meter wide two meters high one meter deep and the fucker moved about half the length of my arm. My ex woulda been squasbed like a bug and ida been left hanging there. That place is so steep on loose rock you gotta clamber up to get to it aint worth it and the quality of the rock is shit. Its like 5 billion year old baked out falling apart decomposed shit.

 

I wonder who the first schmuck was that put pineapple on a pizza

I'll knead the dough, let it rise, tomato paste, cheese, 3 kinds of meat......stands back.....you know what would make this pizza perfect,yeah some fruit

???

 

It’s Friday and I’m in love. I hope I never fall out of love with my hubs. I’ve seen that happen in marriages.

 

I like rock climbing, there’s a pretty cool place locally for it. It helped me get over my phobia of heights, too.

 

So cute.

 

I'm gonna need one

 

The older they get, the cuter they ain't.

Ugh, eww, I just killed a wolfspider and it was kinda big. Already....

 

sun is out me and Dominic are going to check out the park ! money has arrived so that's one less thing to do
the day is ours now

 

Omg ugh! So scary! There are wood spiders down here and they’re terrible

 

I see your dog sun hat

And I raise you the dumbest fuckin product ever.....

 

Flawless fail dude, I was going for cute.
Although, maybe my rabbits might like this..