Don't go to a nude beach if you are on the smaller side!

Perhaps this post can serve as a cautionary tale for aspiring nudists. I have wanted to visit a nude beach ever since i happened onto one by accident in my early 20's, but never got around to it until I went on vacation last month. I was in Florida and figured out that there was a nice one to visit called Haulover Beach. My penis is a bit on the smaller side, so I was a little bit worried, but I looked online and found reassurance that people don't care about that sort of thing at these places, so I drove there, parked my car and walked a long ways through a tunnel and up to the beach. I even splurged a bit and sat down in one of the beach chairs with an umbrella as it was my first time, and I didn't want to stay out in the sun too long. Attendance soon came over and took my money and I ordered a burger, the food truck was pretty good.
On to the important part of the story. There was a group of girls next to me, five of them, probably in their late twenties to early thirties. I still had my bathing suit on at this point and was a little self-conscious but I decided what the heck and removed it and sat back down on the reclining chair. Soon after, one of the girls, who was particularly loud and obnoxious, started to rant about "little Dicks." At first she said anyone with a little dick should be effing ashamed to go to a nude beach. She even Instagram her rant and played it back multiple times, a couple of her friends were laughing, but another told her to keep it down. Anyways, she made all sorts of comments to her friends after that like saying that little ones sometimes are just a nub, and they can't grow that much even when they get hard, they still wouldn't be average. She also ask her friends how they jerk off, with two fingers? Also that they are no good and you can't have sex with them. This whole time I was feeling terribly self-conscious, but not entirely certain that the rant was directed toward me or anything. A few minutes later, she couldn't get a beer bottle open and gestured in my direction saying hey little dick Club, how about some help? I pretended like I did not see her and did not respond, and eventually some other guy sitting nearby came over and helped her out. I decided to go down to the water to get out of there, this was becoming really uncomfortable. I went for a little swim and then a walk along the beach. A Japanese couple was walking toward me, whom incidentally were clothed, and as soon as I got close I could tell they were looking at me and they both burst out laughing as I passed them. As if that weren't bad enough, a ways down the beach I stopped close to the water, and noticed a group of three guys and two women sitting not far from the water, one of the girls was pointing over at me, I pretended not to notice, but then heard her mentioning how little I was to her friends and they were still looking over, and I even saw her gesture with two fingers hell think I was. I decided to get out of there and go back to my chair. There were only two girls left out of the group that had been there by now, but one of them was the loud obnoxious one, as I was coming toward my chair, I heard one of the girls say to her friend look look look, and then the loud obnoxious one said what the f?, I pretended to ignore them and went over to my chair to sit down, and I heard the loud one say I got it I got it, and then she spoke a command into her phone Instagram that. I am pretty sure that she took a picture of me and posted it.

 

Iv'e Visited Nude Beaches For Years And I Have Never Witnessed Anything Like That.

Methinks You Were Just Unlucky To Be Seated Next To A Group Of Jerks.......And As For

That Photo I Think There Would Be Serious Legal Implications Involved If You Take A Nude Pic

Of Someone Without Their Permission And Then Place It In A Public Forum......

You Showed Good Judgment By Ignoring The Bitches......

I Suggest You Don't Stay Away But Instead Become A Regular Visitor There....

Happy Sunbakeing.......



Cheers Glen.

 

If I had been there, I would have gone over and joined the girls, then opened a conversation about who had the largest mouth. LMAO.

 

I've been to Haulover, Playalinda and Apollo beaches. Ive never experienced anything like what you wrote. Not saying there aren't some jerks at times probably initiated by some drinking. You could have went one of the beach ambassadors there and they would have confronted the girls about their demeaning ways. Don't let the one time spoil your ever going again. Trust me ...it isn't common

 

Sounds like those girls were there deliberately to be a nuisance..
Don't let it put you off, what you experienced isn't the norm, it's unlucky it happened to you on your first visit, don't let it put you off... Go back soon, you will become familiar with regulars, and any people that work there.
But I agree, report anything like that.

 

Thanks for all your words of encouragement. I think I was more surprised than anything else. It was otherwise a freeing experience, i loved swimming in the ocean nude! I already knew that i am small and was used to getting comments about it, but not since high school and i am 40 now, so i guess i expected people to be more mature. I tried to search instagram for her posts but could not find them so i think she must have a private account.
The other people just thought it was funny which is ok but the one loud girl was down right offended that i would be there.
I am the kind of guy that doesn't like to draw attention to myself yet I was really standing out in the crowd. I don't know what qualifies as a micropenis but maybe i have one bc it must have been unusual to get so much attention? I was only there for an afternoon and all this happened in a short space of time. I may try another beach to see if ihave better luck.
Incidentally in about three hours time ispent there i saw three dudes walking around with boners.. that was kind of funny. .i was under the impression that it was taboo to do that?
Maybe you guys that have never experienced teasing like this aren't small like i am?
And can anyone tell me why a small penis is so funny to women? I don't get it but would honestly like to know...

 

does instagram even allow nudity? she probably got herself banned.

how would you even search for that? did you know her name?

 

Hi I'm in my... I don't think that Instagram allows it, although I have seen some on there. Hopefully she did get herself banned. There is an add-on app called Picodash which lets you search by date and location, but only public messages. The first 3 days is free.

Baldn- yes I was thinking about trying out another venue, when less crowded with fewer people to make comments haha. In my experience, thinking certain thoughts can get one hard when I was in my teens or 20s, it was much harder to control though.

 

Her name was Trollina

 

Yes newbie-one if you are implying that she was a troll I agree! A beach troll of sorts ha ha. Although she was a very attractive woman.
If you are insinuating that I am trolling, well perhaps I am trolling for some understanding and a bit of sympathy maybe?
I was thinking about it, a nude beach is a great equalizer. I am a successful professional and am used to a degree of respect in the workplace, and to be received at the beach like that was a bit humbling to me. It was as if I was back in the high school locker room again, the guy with the smallest weiner with all the jeering that goes along with it. I didn't know how to refute the comments back then and I suppose that I still don't know... maybe the only way is to learn how to not be offended and to roll with it, or to stay off the beach? Using headphones like someone suggested and keeping my nose in a book might help.
The reason I posted my experience was to get an idea if any others had experienced this, and bc I was a little disillusioned, after having read about the general attitude of body acceptance at nauralist places on forums like this one, i was expecting something else. I also wanted to give a heads up to others who might have similar anatomy so that they aren't surprised as I was visiting a place like that. I think that it is natural for people to notice those who are different, and I am not begrudging anyone for it. Again thank you for your kind input on this forum.

 

Ha well yes i do baldnbare, kind of, i use clippers to trim off all the bush..too scared to put a razor down there. Why do you ask? From your name it sounds like you do too?

 

You bet there are clear and real dangers and implications of doing that. And it's not difficult to find a nude photo of yourself if you take a nude selfie and compare that using TinEye. I have found my own copyrighted landscape photography pilfered from legitimate sites I have submitted to and (shockingly) offered for sale (!). I closed in and cleaned the thieves out.

 

Perhaps for "aspiring nudists". But not those with life-long experience as a nudist.

You know what? If it was me I would show up those jerks on the beach for what they are. Really, create a scene and turn the tables on them. They should not even be on a nudist beach.

 

That is good to know about tineye biggles. I am not the type of guy to get upset and create a scene, I didn't feel like drawing more attention to myself at the time, but that probably would have worked well.

 

thread reminds me of those stupid charles atlas adverts in old magazines where some guy kicks beach sand on a wimp

 

I had to look app that cartoon, haha that is pretty funny.
I remember thinking how ridiculous my beach experience was at the time, and couldn't believe it for a day or two afterwards. I am a 40 year old guy after all who is in decent shape, not some wimpy teenager! But what was I supposed to say?
Following those same lines, maybe I should start a penis enlargement pill regimen and exercises, and then return to the same Beach and find that same girl and sit next to her. That will show her....

 

Yeah that'll for sho show her.

 

Every nude beach I have been to has been without any comments about size. You were just unfortunate.