Don't bogart chat joint....

I didn't mean to kill him! Listen to me, wait. I was talking to a fine ass date hahaha. Fat titties, looking like KA-POW and she telling me to come by right now. Oh shit, I jumped in my Ranger, no more lagging, she in danger. This bitch, dead in the ping hole make me lose control 0oo00ooo000hh. I showed up, I ring the ding-dong, gripping my wing wong but somethings wrong. What's this? Not a bitch but a dude, and he's telling me to beat it! Fucken rude. It's Jimmy, her man, her punk ass.. So I threw a left jab at him, BAM and then I came back with a right hook POW he fell to the ground, I didn't mean to kill him!

 

Sounds like he's in need for some.. Bad Karma.

 

lol, Ohio Valley here. brings up the heat. lows in the 50s. Not looking forward to the heat yet tho..

 

This my rabbit eat a hole in my screen so he could stick his head out and smell the outside.

 

The weather is all screwy here. Mid 90s yesterday, damn near 90 today, 70s the rest of the week. Not even getting out of the 60s next Monday.

30 degree temp shifts within days.

 

It was 20C here today!

Summer!

 

So, I went in the butt thread.

 

Next Monday! Oh they can't predict that I wouldn't trust them. Only job you can fuck up day in and out I'd a weatherman.

 

Schweeeet my guns are shipped.

You know I have friends here that are really into the gun debate in America. They talk on FB very harshly and makes me wonder what I even have in common with them anymore to be friends with. No to guns? I just don't need that negativity in my life.

 

It's a bizarre thread...all of these disembodied asses.

A great butt is a great butt. I'm with that! But only when in the context of, you know, the entire body. Just a close up picture of someone's ass is not sexy in the least to me.

 

Yea, it’s not so much the random pics but totally naked pics posted by HF members (of themselves)... lol

I’m not that daring.

 

No kidding. They say the internet is forever. I don't want to find out the hard way that they--whoever they are--are right.

 

Fem fetale? Lol. I asked her for pics in PM. I never got any. If it's a real person which I've been skeptical of, then I like her freedom etc. Plus a great body. I've too many hangups to do that though to post mine. though they want me to. I was thinking of doing it then running it through a sketch filter so it comes out as a drawing. ahh loooong gone my suicide girls era.

 

Lol No, not her.

 

Lol! That’s so true. I have a few pics of me in my album and that’s as daring as I’ll get online.

 

if u only knew what i was doing for the last 5 days.. need a beer.

 

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