Don't bogart chat joint....

Well, the day was good, until about 30 minutes ago.

 

Those days when one moment turns your whole day around suck, I hope you feel better!


I had big plans to make some sort of tofu dinner and chocolate chip cookies as soon as I got home and smoked a joint first. And now I'm dragging my ass to start cooking. I do this almost every night and I never learn to just make the damn dinner first haha.. at least it will be good once I get it done and have munchies to appreciate it.

 

Dammit I told my boss not to give me a present for wedding he said he was going to give me 5000€ I said Pfff no way don't want it. He said well he realises I'm quite the reason we are well off right now in my new role I joked and said 4k in my account, 1k in my hand. In the back my head I thought he'd do it. Just looked at my bank account. 4000€ from him. Well that's actually.. Unbelievable because that almost, or will, pay off the entire wedding..

And I presume 1000€ in my hand tomorrow. Piss up!

 

haha of the last three pages, this is what I pick out. No, I just feel strongly. I had a conversation about this with some other Brits a few years back about the C word. I don't like it, obviously it's pretty common over there (right??). I dunno about the R word. I guess it gets used a lot here, but it also gets criticized a lot too.
Ok, this next bit is playful picking, not malicious. You Brits have more English words because of all the slang that nobody else knows what you're talking about. hahahaha. I say this in fun. Ha! You can "kick me off your boat" now.

 

420 somewhat in k9 pi move .

 

I guess I get something to display on my Iphone now proving I have a card. Used to be an actual card in the wallet, then piece of paper that you can not copy. Hmmm seems like you want me to rip or loose it. Literately carrying a crumpled of piece of paper for a whole year.

 

Speaking of C bombs we have a Indonesian fellow at work who speaks very broken English. He's not old but he looks real old. Anyway he's a few months new and when he's up set he says "fuck **** fucking" lol.

Oh and does anybody know the Gwyneth Paltrow song Betty Davis eyes. Well Jonothan didn't know the lyrics so he started singing "all the boys.. Think your a fag, you've got Betty Davis eyes" and Tones burst out laughing and said you're fucked up, you can't say that shit. because I was there.

Mind you there's no holding back in my team at work it's a 100% free for all, the way it should be. So I was saying to them I don't actually find the word fag offensive to me I remember at school it was more in the terminology of "you are a tool" or a dickhead. Or something. So I get a more humorous perception out of it.

I probably swear most when I'm listening to the rap music, cause it's all motherfuckers and stuff. I'm quite influenced day to day by whatever music I'm currently listening to, or whatever documentary is interesting me at the time.

Like when that civil war one finishes and I can start watching, I know I'll be looking for a grey rebel hat to wear. I already know that.

 

kim carnes

 

I'm fangin' for a bong rip. I'm gonna wait a few more hours though so it'll smack my skull better. Also waiting for the hardware store to open cause I'm going shopping for a few things I think. I want a hand held circular saw. I also want a stick welder. But mostly the saw.

 

the concert ticket on the phone weirds me out man..

 

It would be the shit big homie if I could walk wit you andtalk wit you and get up on a fat bag or two cause I been stuck on this pole for so long and smoking on home grow my head acre full blown, now I ain't the smartest scarecrow in a hat but if you lift that little latch I'm going crash into a pumpkin patch, so don't leave me big homie come pull the lever and we can just get walking that yellow alley together cause

We don't need a brain, don't need anything we just need some homies to smoke with.

Lemme ask you this, about the life that you live and let me try to swerve some of this attention you give to your distant ass relatives over ham dinner, if they misss you so much why don't they just call and shit? I mean if you weren't blood would you still have love or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love? I probably live my family more than anybody here but my homies are family too, 3rd cousins get outta here! Pfff

 

Don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life, there's a baaad moon on the rise.

 

Intriguing selling tactic. But not sure if it works

 

Truth in advertising?

 

I wore the wrong shoes today. My feet are killing me and it's only 9:30.

Cute AF, but not comfy at all. After this presentation, I'm going back to the office barefoot

 

Whenever it rains, I think of England. Even though I’ve never traveled to England, rainy days make me feel like this is what England would be like.

 

Rains..... I think of Oregon and how green it is

 

Got a dietitian appointment this morning. Trying to lose 20 lbs. by August. I think it can be done.

 

Send in audition video for naked and afraid.
You'll:
Lose the weight
Have a Challenge
Have a little tv fame

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