People say they can't stop Donald Trump from running because he didn't do anything. Well, legally, no. So he'll have to be convicted of something: Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability. And he might go to jail. Don't worry though. I'm sure he'll end up at Camp Cupcake like Martha Stewart in 2004. You know they do serve turkey and all the trimmings at Thanksgiving. I don't know though. Stewart said but still. The pumpkin pie was lousy.
