Dogs Align Themselves With The Earth's Magnetic Field When Pooping

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  1. newbie-one

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  2. Aerianne

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    I just watched my dog poop. She pooped East to West but I suppose the high wind conditions are considered unstable.
     
  3. newbie-one

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    ^ magnetic fields might have been unstable, or maybe your dog is a freak.

    check your dog against a compass next time, and if it poops east-west in a stable magnetic field, call in the scientific researchers.
     
  4. Aerianne

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    No doubt the dog is a freak, but I'll check her when I get a compass, lol
     
  5. Justin_Hale

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  6. Spectacles

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    My dog often does a walking poop and sometimes walks in circles. She will get into position and get some out, then take a step or two forward and push out some more... and so on until she is done. Must be a real freak. Then again she is a mutt so maybe they don't follow the same rules as purebred dogs.
     
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    The scientific research of dog poopologists is unassailable. I suspect that you have a cross-dressing cat.
     
  9. Spectacles

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    Oh dear, I was afraid it was something like that.
     
  10. LetLovinTakeHold

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    My dog took a shit this morning facing WSW. I used a compass
     
  11. TAZER-69

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    My dogs haven't read the study, they poop facing wherever they want to. I will be watching to see it there is anything to this but I know that they have faced all directions.
     
  12. Aerianne

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    Yep, our dog pooped facing West again this morning.
     
  13. Tyrsonswood

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    So, when the poles shift they won't be able to poo...
     
  14. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    I heard all the poles have shifted to the british isles by now.
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

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    That would make them full of shit...
     
  16. TheGhost

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    The poles or the british isles?
     
  17. newbie-one

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    Clearly you have anti-Islamic American dogs who are trying to defile Mecca by facing westward.
     
  18. RubySoho6

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    My dog shits in circles and sometimes stares at me when he's doing it. It's a little creepy.
     
  19. Gongshaman

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    your dog just wants a little privacy ;) do you mind?
     
  20. RubySoho6

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    haha, I know. I try to give him privacy but I need to make sure he's doing what he needs to do so he doesn't shit in the house. That asshole doesn't give me privacy in the bathroom. As soon as I walk in he's right behind me. Yesterday he was sleeping in front of the toilet and wouldn't move so I could pee. My dog is a dick :D
     

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