dog sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Odessa, May 13, 2004.

  1. Odessa

    Odessa Member

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    my mother's dog is pregnant, and she's due any day now.
    And my dog just went into heat so our male really needs a cold shower. And to my point i am getting... have you ever smelled dog sex? it smells freekin' disgusting, kinda like....well hell...dirty pussy. It's just raunchy, and it floats around in the air fer a damn long time.
    Bloody little bastards.
    i wonder what a pitbull and britney spaniel would look like if they mated? I hope i don't find out.
     
  2. veinglory

    veinglory Member

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    Why is everybody unneutered? I certainly prefer not dealing with all the doggy hormones...
     
  3. Odessa

    Odessa Member

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    my mother has 2 britney spaniels for the purpose of breeding, after the litter is born she's getting her bitch fixed.

    when i got my dog, i was told she was spayed, but i found out when she got her period that she wasn't. that's fine by me because i can mate her w/ other pitbull's like i had wanted to do.

    why would i do that? well because i love pitbull's and to have a stud and a bitch would be nice. besides, i can handle her bloody ass 6 weeks out of a 52 week year. i gotta do it fer a week myself once a month
     
  4. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    what a weird thing to notice...
     
  5. novarys

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    well i feel very educated now
     
  6. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I just feel very relieved, normally a thread with this title would be all about the author fancying dogs or about human and animal sex.
    what am i thinking here?? this site surely not :eek:
    S
     
  7. novarys

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    its samhain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    actually its a flying visit from my evil twin Suehain, but alas have to go now
    S
     
  9. novarys

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    :( haha okay
     
  10. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    never smelt dog sex before, my dog was a bitch, she thought she was too good for the other dogs, she was probably right
     
  11. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    lol nothing wrong with that
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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  13. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

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    You are a true fucking idiot.
     

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