Dog Crap

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by RainyDayHype, Feb 22, 2015.

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What would you do?

  1. Say hi and act like dog crap is no big deal

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    50.0%
  2. Say hi and say something clever like, "Shit happens" with a smile

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%
  3. Avoid both eye contact and saying hi completely

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  4. Avoid your neighbor all together and hope he didn't see you yet and go the other way around...

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    0.0%
  1. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    Scenario: Your neighbor is walking their dog and you notice him pick up some dog crap. You're right near him... Do you...
     
  2. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I love my neighbors so i would say hi and something funny......
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  4. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    I'd be thrilled he was picking up shit. I may do a happy dance.
     
  5. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Say hi and it really does not matter to me as I could be picking up own dogs poop at the same time. :)
     
  6. Moonglow181

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    Yeah, and even if I did not love someone I saw picking dog crap up...I would say something funny, probably...i am always picking it up.... :D
     
  7. Aerianne

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    I'd treat them the same as I would if they were picking up their newspaper.
     
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  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I would wear fuzzy slippers.
     
  9. RainyDayHype

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  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I like fuzzy slippers too.
     
  11. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    At least the guy is cleaning up after his dog.
     
  12. RainyDayHype

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    you make it seem like I don't condone picking up dog crap, on the contrary
    this was just supposed to be a ridiculous poll
    but I did see a neighbor picking up dog poop and I just avoided saying hi... guess I'm a cat person and picking up dog crap makes me uncomfortable.. like, hey how's your day? "oh you know, just picking up my dog's crap"
     
  13. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    or how about this line

    "how's it smellin over there?" :D
     
  14. RainyDayHype

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    http://youtu.be/hqoEeqtLKwg
     
  15. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    I didn't mean to imply that I thought you were saying anything. :)

    I was just thinking of this lady who walks her dog down my street and lets her dog shit in my front yard. Then she just walks away and leaves it.
     
  16. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I do not pick up my dogs business unless its on a path or something in which I've never done because he does business on grass. I'm not bothering with that. It's good for the soil.
     
  17. RainyDayHype

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    yep, people who don't pick up dog crap suck cuz someone will eventually step in it.... and also people that spit out gum...cuz...someone will eventually step on that too.......
     
  18. Moonglow181

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    Yeah. me either...if they go in the woods where no one walks...who cares? good fertilizer and food for dung beetles.... :D
     
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  19. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Yeah exactly. He's picked a spot he goes on every walk, same 20 meter stretch. There is a path next to it but of course he's more interested in what's off the path in the grass and trees and unless you're really retarded or all sorts of special no one will be walking in that bit of grass anyway because, well... There's a path nearby. ;)
     
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