Does Your Butt Clean Itself?

This is not a joke at all. I have been wondering this for some time actually.

I know a woman's vagina cleans itself. Douching for this reason is actually not necessary and potentially harmful even.

What about a person's butt? I mean what if you don't do a good enough job cleaning yourself in the necessary room? Will nature then somehow take its course?

Again, this is not a joke.

 

I hope nature will take its course if you don't clean ya ass good! That's disgusting!

 

i doubt that the first humans knew to wipe, so there must be some sort of self cleaning to it. i assume your ass cheeks might rub around and knock the major chunks off anyway.

on the other hand, go anywhere near that area with someone that pooped since their last shower, and you will probably smell the evidence that it isn't entirely clean.

 

I'm pretty sure our butts don't clean themselves. If they did then you would see stuff in your underwear, ( like pussy juice) lol

I like my ass super clean so I soap up my finger and stick it in there a few times and rinse! LOL sorry to be so graphic.

 

Non-human animals don't need to use toilet paper. It probably has something to do with the diet modern humans consume.

 

Candybuttons, All I can say is... All smiles

 

I'm sure they improvised back then and used leaves or soaked in the lake or something. There had to be best practices that were passed down even from cavemen. Hell, if they figured out how to make fire.

 

Non-human animals? Just kidding, I know what you meant Here's why you tell your kids to never eat anything off the floor, especially if you have cats and dogs

https://youtu.be/0NUkvTuxzng

 

Oh shit!

 

I was asking questions about how to domesticate a feral cat on a vegetarian forum and I subconsciously picked up the terminology.

 

My butt makes use of nano-technology.

 

Just eat right

 

The vagine cleans the inside of itself, you still have to wash the outside region and you definitely need to wash yer bunghole

I actually typed butthole but autocorrect changed it to bunghole lol.

 

Bodies don't get dirty. Use paper to wipe butt.

 

Do you admire my honesty hahah!

 

LMAO! Yeay autocorrect!

 

Oh absolutely

 

i'm sure they started this pretty early on, but i bet human #1 didn't have either of those in his bag of tricks.

 

where is rollinstoned when you need him


or that one that shits outside next to storage bins...they should know