help things grow??? like if i were to go piss in my hard right now, would the grass or plants like it?
Absolutely not! Urine is very acidic. Haven't you ever seen a yard were dogs romp? The grass often has dead spots where the acidity of the urine has killed the grass.
I wouldn't water plants directly with urine, but it does make a wonderful compost accelerator. Ipee into old plastic milk containers + add to heap which decomposes rapidly with no awful smells!
Didn't ancient Romans use cat pee as a sanitizer in their bath houses? I thought I remembered that from Latin. It turns into ammonia or it's already in there or whatever... So, if your plants need to be cleaned...
I don't know about all of the above, but I know that peeing on ant hills will get rid of them. I don't know if it kills them, or they just move to a better (for them) neighborhood. And don't ask how I know this.....
If you pee on the dirt, *under* your plants (not directly on the leaves), it will be okay... Or you can mix it with water to dilute it, and it makes a GREAT fertilizer! Very high in nitrogen. And as someone has already stated, pee in your compost, its great for it!