does anyone want to watch me fork?

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  1. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    I have some turf and surf with potatoes. bout to stick a fork in it..u wanna watch? . hit me up on kik..
     
  2. Everythinggirl

    Everythinggirl I'll Be Your Mirror

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    I just laughed out loud a little bit. Cheers.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Oh Dear.......Methinks I Should Have Stayed In Bed Today......This Place Is Becoming More

    Complicated By The Minute.......:screamcat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Fork that..
     
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  5. SaltyDawg

    SaltyDawg Members

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    Can we spoon afterward ?
     
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  6. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Message me when you spoon that shit.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it's one thing to watch porn, at least you can rub one out with it. but to watch someone eating an amazing meal? there's no benefit. it's not like i can eat ramen while watching and taste the shrimp and steak.
     
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  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i had steak today too

    wanted potatoes but it was easier to go with mushrooms

    no shrimp..i ate them all last week


    try maggi sauce on your steak...makes it taste a lot better..


    india guy probably uses it

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  9. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    these honey potatoes are the best. . so soft, don't even need to fork them, just pop them in your mouth.
     
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  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if this is true you need to elaborate. i can't think of any way a human/spork comparison could actually make sense.

    also, spellcheck really needs to get with the times. it's trying to tell me "spork" isn't a word.
     
  11. I almost feel like I'm being ostracized. This post is similar to a serious thread I did.
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't think you get points because your spellcheck was sleeping on the job... mine may be a little overzealous but at least it's trying.
     
  13. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    good point, the current culture really is very much against accurate spelling. particularly in the sex threads.
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    gag me with a spoon
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. magickman

    magickman Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    So who you gonna fork?

    I need a good cockforker...
     
  18. magickman

    magickman Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    They are trying to type with their non-dominant hand in there, give them a break.
    Difficult to wank and type too I suppose. lolz
     
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2017
  19. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Sadly, these days, one would settle for a spoon-ing as a fork-ing is becoming more of a memory than current usage
     
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