Does anyone else know someone who wont shut up about memes?

Discussion in 'Meme' started by BlueLightRain, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. BlueLightRain

    BlueLightRain Member

    I have this roommate that every time he opens his mouth, it's either to tell me about some stupid cat he saw online or to tell me about the quote that someone wrote over a picture of the pope fellating a walrus. He knows that I'm not interested but insists on cornering me and talking endlessly about memes. For one thing it's not healthy to come home from work, pour yourself 30 glasses of mountain dew and look at memes until its time to go to work the next day. As much of an annoyance as it is to me, I wonder what he's going to do when he's forty and looks back on his young life. Although, he will probably move back in with his mom by that point. I understand that a lot of you people find memes funny, and I even heard it explained as "jokes your parents don't get". Would they want to? or would they wish they would have gone through with that abortion.. all I know is, I'm tired of walking in the door at 2a.m. after working 9 hours and walking 2 hours round trip only to hear "hey corey come watch this" (insert image of random person, making random face with random background and some stupid caption) Here's Mr. Ed licking carrot pudding off justin biebers head!! I don't get the jokes, the memeheads just laugh harder cause somehow I'M the one who is out of the loop.
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment


    lol
     
  3. FritzDaKatx2

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  4. Justin_Hale

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  5. Dignan

    Dignan Member

    i think memes are hilarious. they are kind of an inside joke kinda thing. i often quote the rage faces and some get it and some don't.

    i think your roommate needs to get outside more if he/she is spending that much time on the comp. the Mountain Dew consumption is a whole other story.....soda is soooo bad for you.
     
  6. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    I think you are being really meme spirited about the whole thing
     
  7. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Staff Member

  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Hobbes is real Staff Member

    its pop culture ..you either understand it or you dont
     
  9. FritzDaKatx2

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  10. Justin_Hale

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  11. Bear88

    Bear88 Guest

    I used to complain about memes too, until I took an arrow to the knee. :)
     
  12. FritzDaKatx2

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  13. Hedgeclipper

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  14. FritzDaKatx2

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  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

    haha that part sounds fucking awesome
     
  16. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

    After reading this again I have to ask,,, Is your roomate named Chad?
     
  17. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Hobbes is real Staff Member

    lol..that pic is awesome
     
  19. Bear88

    Bear88 Guest

    I agree, that picture was awesome! I scrolled up and down like 10 times!
     
  20. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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