Do you

do you save dingleberries...

 

ewww ...Ganja your back to your shit eating ways...

Ha Ha and you thought it was the coffee staining your teeth brown

 

2. dingleberry
A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.


Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.





6. dingleberry
Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.


You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

 

lol

 

now find something pleasant to think bout . stead a dinglthingies

 

they should come out with Dingleberry cereal, ya know for the kiddies...

 

actually.....


5. dingleberry
Dingleberries are found in the anal and choad region of the body. They are a combination of toilet paper and sheot. This combination is practically indestructable.


New! Capt'n Crunch with dingleberries.

 

did you really need to ask that question? jeez, who do you take me for? i always keep the hairs

 

dingleberries are the best part for ganja...he likes them moist.

 

i think ill go to the salon and have my asshairs waxed off today .

 

Yeah, I don't like the hard ones. I broke a tooth on one of those little fuckers a while ago and I'm not gonna do it again.

 

I suppose it makes the wiping thing go ahella lot smoother...
I say go for it

 

yea, i'm sorry about that. did the dentist i send you to do a good job?

 

no, he fucked the tooth all up, but he gave me a REALLY good blow job and let me do his ass so I called it even.

 

i guess its one quick ouch , and smooth sailin as it were .

 

yea, he did seem kinda sketchy when i talked to him, setting your appointment up. but if you want to call it even with that, then thats good. i could send you to my dentist if you want...he won't fuck the tooth up.

 

But will he fuck me?

 

sure, you just gotta tell him to do it. he's kind of shy around new people and doesn't want to offend anyone, so just ask and he'll comply. he lasts a good time too.

 

this thread got off track...
commence the wipping...

 

whipping? whose getting whipped?