Do you wipe?

No kidding!

Human feces is the A#1, Hands-Down, BEST fertilizer you could ever use ~ but it's potent, so a little bit goes a long way!

Don't y'all have your plumbing hooked up to an outdoor sprinkler system? ALL of our non-toilet drains go out into the yard, including the washer, in order to water the lawn.

Anyway, back to the Topic at hand ~

Yes, i wipe;

Yes, i wipe as assidiously as i always do ~

if a guy uses a wash cloth, s/he doesn't want shit all over it, right?
NOR all over their hands, if that's what they use, eh?
And if it's a BATH...

Hey, Ganja? Wait until you're in the water to "readjust" ~ it's a LOT easier on those soft tissues... :rofl:

 

I never use toilet paper.

 

all our water goes into the septic tank here, which goes into the leech bed, which is about 20 feet from the major creek in our area.


But its ok, cuz the other 1000 or so houses upstream already drained into it.

 

Of course I wipe you filthy motherfucker, what do your do if you don't wipe? just run you soapy hand all over your shit covered asshole? uke:

 

haha my dog used to do that she'd plop her ass down with her two hind legs sticking out and drag herself all over the place with her front legs... it was awesome.

 

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the water usually rinses most of it off before I get a chance......



....damn water.

 

I'm sorry if this is necroposting, but this thread had me laughing so hard, I have to bump it, so it can regain its well-earned and deserved glory.

 

Some people just have the hottest titties!!!!!!!!

And yes I wipe, there was one time when there was no tp, that time I didn't wipe and you know what, everything still went smoothly.

 

Wow!!! You're my new hero!

 

wow..this is pretty interesting stuff right here... I don't shit before I shower period.. lol but pee? yes I wipe before showering just because I dont want to feel a little tinkle as Im getting in the shower.. or warming it up.. just weird feeling lol

 

My new years resolution is to save the environment by cutting out toilet paper this year.

 

who only gave this thread 1 star????


show yourself you fecal fearing asshole.

 

you should use coffee filters, you can cut them and divide them into fours...They last longer than toilet paper, and as an added bonus for you you can recycle them when you make your morning brew...It's a win-win situation...

 

This thread seems familiar.

 

I found that letting them build up over a period of 3 months of wiping or so, makes the best coffee.


you really don't even need coffee beans

 

Oh, I remember the coffee filter days, back when I was squatting in a communal apartment.

Good thing my asshole is calloused like a mechanic's hands, or that woulda been rough.

 

i see the local hardware store is having a 90% off sale on sandpaper..... I'm gonna stock up on some of that for shit paper