Do You Want Mr Agreeable Or Mr Abusing?

Well. What do you want?

 

right now i want sleep, nice weather, and a good cuddle buddy. i don't think there's anything i want that starts with mr.

 

"Buddy" sounds gay, arsewipe.

 

well "cuddle bitch" sounds arsewipish.

 

That's better. Mr agreeable likes you.

 

How about Mrs. Ready-to-Make-a-Regretable-Mistake?

 

Mr agreeable is listening. Care to expand upon that?

 

What about Mr. Doesn't-take-shit-from-anyone-but-won't-beat-you-up-over-it-either?

 

Mr abusing is ready for a right proper punch-up

 

Drop Dead "Fred"......



Cheers Glen.

 

Tonight I'm Mrs-I'm-Not-Sure-What-This-Thread-Is-But-I'm-Also-Four-Drinks-Deep-So-Cut-Me-Some-Goddamn-Slack

 

Mr agreeable sympathizes

 

And I suppose that doormat Mr. Agreeable is just going to agree and go along with this.

 

Mr Agreeable is confused

 

George is gettin' upset

 

Mr Agreeable is indeed upset

 

Mr Agreeable likes his chicken spicy

 

Mr Agreeable lolz

 

Mr Abusing is tired of you. Next.

 

Look, I found the chicken sitting on the plate and I put it in the fridge.