Do you use public bathrooms?

that didn't make sense bitch

 

i know a surprising amount about pee

 

haha freeze up

 

Haha, that happens to me too. Like, if the bathroom is crowded and there is a lot of noise, I'm fine. But, if I'm the only one in there, then someone else comes in...and it's deadly silent, my bladder refuses to work! I have to flush the toilet and make some noise before I can piss.

I am a freak about bathroom germs, though...not from the toilet but from where other hands touch. For instance, I get some paper towels, hold them under my arm, wash my hands, dry my hands, turn off the water with the paper towels, and use the towel to touch the door handle. I refuse to touch anything in the bathroom after I wash my hands.

And, our toilets at school have auto-flush sensors, so no handle!

 

I sneeze on restroom door handles.

 

Yes, I use public restrooms. I only shit in the ones with good toilet paper tho -- I'm not using that cheap stuff that feels like sand paper!

As for hovering, if you do that without lifting the seat YOU SHOULD BE FORCED TO LICK UP EVERY DROP OF PEE YOU GET ON THE SEAT!!!
I HATE going into a stall & finding that some freak pissed all over the seat cuz she was too afraid of who had been in there before. That is just fucking nasty. And hypocritical -- "ooh, somebody might have gotten pee on the seat before me, so I will do the same"... bitch!

Sorry, had to vent...

 

I like public fountains.

 

I will only pee and i squat a few inches above the toilet but if I have a few lysol wipes with me i will sit on the toilet.

 

I'll use a public restroom, sure. Unless, of course, it's beyond disgusting, then either I'll just wait, or if I have to go badly enough I'll yell at the person in charge (at a restaurant, for example) and make them clean it! LOL public washrooms aren't so bad... but I hate the ones with nasty one-ply toilet paper. That's just wrong.

 

Grrr.....one-ply toilet paper...
that's a curse to human-kind.

 

I hate one-ply tp 'twas made by satan himself!

 

Thank you, sista!

 

My husband calls it John Wayne toilet paper "tough as hell, and won't take shit off of anyone!"

 

I squat to pee unless I know it is clean. Never poo but once I did....

 

Well a person can get syphilis from public bathrooms. BUT that is only when as soon as one person comes out of the stall and you run in and sit on the toilet. Some of you ladies know what I am talking about. You know like when you go watch a movie at the theater and it seems like every woman from that town is waiting in line to piss. But I do use public bathrooms. The only thing is, I refuse to touch the handle. I always flush using either my foot, or by touching the handle with toilet paper. I also try to use a paper towel to turn off the faucet and open the door.