Do you think...

Santa smokes? What might he smoke? Lets face it, he deserves a cig!

 

I think he smokes Roadside Virginia.

 

I have seen pictures of him with a pipe. Who knows what is in the pipe.

 

Let's cut to the chase he is smoking reefer.

 

Yes.But is he the real Santa or an impostor?

 

the guy's up all night speeding around the world. face it, that's a crack pipe.

 

he sees elves? he moves through hyperspace on his sleigh?.. Lets be real, saint nick is smoking DMT out of that corn cob pipe!

 

Maybe he's on e cigs nowadays.

 

"Do you think Santa smokes?"

Would be a better thread title

 

Yeah, he cant keep going that long on coffee alone, ha, loads of munchies at every stop! Sure does..haha