Do You Take The Bible Literally?

There were these brothers who weren't really...Christian? Any ways they were going to do exorcise a demon. and were like "In the name of Paul and of Jesus Christ"

The demon replied "Paul I know, and Jesus I know but I don't know you"

They got their arse kicked by a demon...If you want I'll find the exact verse for you.

 

consider how gay it is when a few dumbasses need to fake-highfive each other just to make it through a thread.
Its really gay.

 

Erasmus, since all youre doing is being a jerk to everyone, i don't even know ur stance on the subject

 

That's because you've never known truth.

(I couldn't resist, lol )

But seriously, Erasmus ...

Way to flip out on the original poster like some lunatic frothing at the mouth.

The man had a legitimate question ... and while you STARTED off making a good point ... about the difference between "literal" and "real" ... somewhere by the end of your first post, your train of thought completely derailed, and left you spouting off everything from muttering things like "idiot" and "moron," to attacking evolution (which wasn't even brought up in the entire duration of this thread, much less by the original poster).

Now, the man asks a simple question ... and even if his question isn't the right question, you at least could have figured out what he meant (unless you were one of those "fucking retards" as you so Christianly put it).

And somehow, you went from answering his question, to calling him afraid of "evofundies" and "secular humanist propaganda" (where the hell did those come into play anyway?).



Now I don't know about you, Erasmus, but I'd say you've violated a whole "fucking" lot of those "gay" Commandments that you so wholeheartedly believe in.

Especially that "bearing false witness" one, on the other thread, where you made up mil besos and tried to pawn it off as some other guy. *lol*

Or at least most of the things that Jesus taught.

Whatever happened to turning the other cheek, humm? I thought you were willingly supposed to take the original poster's blatant insults (read as: simple questions) and then ask for more.

His stance is to be a jerk. It really is quite that simple.

Erasmus: You disgust me more than GanjaPrince does. At least he thinks everything is a cosmic joke and can laugh it off. He can piece together a rational argumen too. I'd say you have a lot of spiritual catching up to do.

 

Hikaru.. you have absolutely no basis for accusing me of being 'Mils Beso' but you keep doing so anyways.
You really think I need to fuck around with multiple screennames?
No, you dont.

I know its hard to believe but there are actually other thinking people that post here.
Not many.

 

I'm gonna tally up all the times you say Fuck.

I think i'm about 100 per day now


Dear jesus Fuck I fuck hate fuck fuck fuck

is that how you pray?

 

Yes it is a HAPPY time when a bunch of people who don't agree on somethings High five each other in friendship. its a really HAPPY time

Your so sweet Eramus!

 

Erasmus is a hypo-Christian. A mixture between hypocrite and Christian. Only the "Christian" part of it is a mere label he's given himself.

The hateful demeanor of these fundies always shines through and exposes them.

GLORY!!

 

Praise Jayzus!

 

Awww....are you upset because the only high-fives you get are from member accounts you create yourself? .

 

Okay, that was funny. I laughed at the one.

 

HAhahahahhaha ...

Oh yeah, and Erasmus, this is how I know that you are mil besos:

(1) Mil besos only had two posts, both in the Christian forums, both on topics that you and I argued in.

(2) Mil besos and Erasmus both logged off around the exact same time.

(3) Mil besos and Erasmus have the exact same linguistic characteristics. You capitalize the same words at the same times (and I'm not talking about "Him" or "Lord" or "God", etc.), you use the same type of grammar, you both use the active voice, you both use the same punctuation at the same times ... you both speak exactly the same, including the choice of insult that you enjoyed using against me at the time (that I was "confused" about history).

And, for mil besos to just join the forums, and happen to go to those two threads, and post (in the same style) about how you are correct, and then do a little bit of shifty indirect insulting directed at me (when I'm not even the only person on these threads that you'd been arguing with), it has your name written all over it Erasmus.

(4) Mil besos never came back after I exposed him for what he was: you. He never refuted my points, but Erasmus did.

(5) You, as Erasmus, got all angry and defensive, after I refuted HIS post, which would not be characteristic of you if you WEREN'T mil besos. Even you, Erasmus, have a tendency to let others squabble amongst themselves.

(6) As Erasmus, you claimed that you said something in the thread which mil besos said. Here is the quote:

Now, you never said anything whatsoever about modern science beginning in Europe up until this point in the thread. Only mil besos did.

And neither Erasmus nor mil besos (read as: neither you nor you) said the words "what we know as" in the thread to begin with.

There are my 6 reasons why you are mil besos, Erasmus.

And I'm more than willing to bet that if this forum had IP tracking enabled, your IP addresses would be exactly the same.

 

Gawd Zero! Don't you know thats how ALL super smart Christian *Gods* talk?

 

If it makes you feel better - maybe Darryl or Skip can check IP addys for you.
Otherwise, do I look like someone who would be making TWO screennames to explain what a dumbass you are.
No.
Im not a huge fag like you and your high-five buddies.

 

yes