do you really think it's possible to sell your soul?

How about just donating it?


Free to any takers, one soul, slightly used, far from pure, but still has a lot of miles left in it.

Do you think Ol lucifer would go for it?

I refuse to pay him to take my soul.

 

No no no, blackguard. You don't pay him. He pays you. You know, in the form of wealth, fame, happiness, whatever you want.

 

Well, chances are that you have to have some kind of special licens to send fish through the mail. But that dosen't really matter since if you did it chances are that you wouldn't get caught. If I ever had good reason to mail my sole to somebody I would probably gfo ahead and do it.

An yeas, Satan is pretty much of a dickhead, and I'll bet he doesn't bathe very often.