do you realize we see you glance down our shirts??

being as shallow as i am, i haven't seen him, so i can't say why he doesn't get women.

 

:whip:

 

*shock* KC, you are such a shallow, shallow person.

You can see his ass sortof in his pictures. He looks pretty cute. I'd let him check out my rack.

 

Just yesterday I was talking to this girl and she was showing me her rash she got from her blanket right down her cleavage.

I said, "There is no need. Cover up."

I'm pretty unapologetic about looking at a woman's body. But I don't allow women to tease me at all.

I'm a little tough on the poor things.

 

Mental note: if I ever meet Praxis, tease him mercilessly and refuse to stop.

"My bra doesn't fit right...see?"

 

Trust me. You got no chance. I won't move a facial muscle.

 

Oh, that's the WORST, when you're trying to tease someone and they won't let you. You end up, like, rubbing your vagina on his face. DAMMIT, BE TITILLATED!

I will get you, Praxis. I will.

 

Nice work, Praxis. You have her where you want her. I commend you

 

You can get me. All you have to do is spread 'em.

 

if the shirts werent there, the guys would be lookin at your eyes
if u ever spend time places where nudity is no big deal you'll notice far more eye contact, and less staring at breasts

low cut shirts are the worse, they say look at this part of my breast, but dont ya dare look at my nipples
its easy to become obssessed with seeing that lil bit more then what ya intended on showing

but if everytimne it got hot out, breasts were just everywhere ya lookerd, how far outta your way ya gonna go to get a peek at just 1 more nipple?

 

Some women are like stray cats, chase after them for a pet and they'll run away, sit down nearby and pretend to ignore them, and they may very well wander over to rub up against your leg.

 

It's true, Praxis really did a masterful job here.

No, you're right, Prax - to hell with teasing. If we ever meet I'm just gonna pull down my pants and give you a good long look at my hooha, and then we can get on with the drinking.

 

If you did that to me I'd show you mine and you'd forget all about them drinks.

 

I just realized I hit my thousandth post and didn't even notice. I was going to make that an extra-special-super-awesome post and make everyone congratulate me and stuff. Sad face.

If there were ever a hipforums meetup we'd all be playing "Show me" in the bathroom within ten minutes and it would devolve into an orgy within an hour. We're hopeless.

Anyway no way, you'd be so awed by how beautiful my poontang is that you'd have to go home and change your pants.

 

Nah, I'm not bothered by sticky pants.

 

Are you playing show me now? yesss

 

I hate when guys look at a girls tits and then complement her on her eyes. I'd rather look into her eyes and say how nice her breasts are

 

You're all charm, my friend.

 

lol yeah those were the first sorta pics I took when I got my new camera. I mean what else is a camera for?

 

By the way Post, you look CREEPILY like a friend of mine. You could be his brother.

So yay, my lovely boyfriend is taking me out to dinner tonight! I lurve him. What's everyone doin' this weekend?