do you realize we see you glance down our shirts??

Mosh pits are the worst for gropeage.

 

Any crowded place.

 

Yeah. It kinda sucks. I stagedove once when I was like fourteen and it would have been really fun except that I basically got handraped. It sucks that girls can't do it because guys will figure it's a free pass to grope the hell out of us.

 

If I stagedove I'd probably break my nose...

Yeah, it does suck, kinda puts you off moshing really. And it's not like I've even got any bloody tits haha.

 

yeah, i always ended up with some 200+ pound meat head trying to mosh me into oblivion. i could never tell if they were flirting or trying to kill me.

 

The day i saw a former Dick come out with a ripped earlobe, a chunk of hair missing along with some scalp, and a missing tooth, I decided, id never mosh. girl or not. theres some big fuckers in there with biker boots and pent up anger.. naa, not for me. now before i became a stoner.. shiit.. diffrent story. thats when a double sportsbra is your best friend.

 

There's a difference?

Man, I would pay a million dollars to be British so I could say "bloody" and not sound like an idiot.

 

Do you have a calendar, too?

 

oh, i know! my grandmother lived in illinois for 50 years and never lost her accent. but i only got to hear her say "bloody hell" once, under her breath. but it was SO COOL.

 

I just remembered that I'm on the internet and I can be whatever I want. So anyway, I'm from England. Bloody hell right!

...nope, I still sound like an idiot.

 

if you just believe in your mind

 

breasts are one of the greatest things in the entire world
lots of guys look down my shirt but i do wear low cut tops all the time so it's bound to happen
if it's overly obvious than i notice but i'm pretty oblivious to most things

 

Actually, breasts are two of the greatest things in the entire world.

Does anyone else get crazy horny when they're hung over? Do I ask that every time I'm hung over? I'm bloody hung over.

 

yes, i think you do... and i always reply that i'm crazy horny whether i'm hungover or not

 

That is about the only time I am not crazy horny.

 

I'm wearing strawberry shortcake panties, if you want to borrow them.

 

It FULLY is! If cleavage is showing then eyes will be on it. I don't think this is a bad thing...it's just like completley uncontrolable...and tits rock...so it's all good.

 

it's like a sixth sense, i always know when a guy is staring at my chest.

 

i would like them sometime, but i think the wonder woman thong i'm currently wearing is even hotter

 

Oooh, you're right, that definitely sounds hotter. Come here and tie me up in your magical lasso.

(See? How does this guy not get chicks? He knows how to flirt!)