do you realize we see you glance down our shirts??

wont you feel like a perv tho looking at my boobs at 14 and my boobs at 17?

and mollyboston-lol, yeah. once the fascination fades away, i'm just going to be stuck with bigger, annoying boobs that get in the way.

 

Heres my advice to women. Don't trust any guy who doesn't stare at your breasts.

I could live with myself.

 

Oh, Lode, I love you.

 

Techno? I thought they stopped making that back in 92! Some clubs kick ass. Life can't be better at a decent rock club for the few weeks before the mass gets hold of it.

You don't ever go to clubs? How do you get laid?

I've never had a gal wave to snap me out of it, but I have, on many occasions chosen a pair of boobs for a focus point. Truthfully, though, its usually just the shirt because of the colours. If I can find contrasting colours, like blue next to red, somewhere I'll stare at it when I'm thinking. It just usually happens to be on an article of clothing because the library is usually pretty neutral toned.




oh yeah, I may be a library zombie tit staring, techno dancing, bathroom coke snorting club boy, but I will still shit kick you at Big Buck Hunter.

 

oh sorry. You're just a kid. I didn't know.

 

I do what I can.

 

Oh, how I wish I could talk trash back to you, Wake...but I suck at Big Buck Hunter.

But you can stare at my tits whenever you want, big boy. You and my rack can have a staring contest.

(Keep in mind that my rack actually isn't all that impressive.)

I get laid by putting ads in the Random Encounters section of craiglist, duh. Isn't that how everyone does it?

Seriously, do you actually get laid at clubs? I thought the whole point was that guys go to them hoping to get laid, but they never ever do.

 

youre my new fake lover boy. I will now give you pet names like cutie pie and lovey head and super sexy boogyman slayer.

 

Ha ha ha craigslist. Yeah I've only looked for hooker ads on there. Not for myself, of course.

You're spending too much time in the Library and not enough time with a couple jugs (pardon the pun) infront of Big Buck Hunter.

You send me the pics and I'll start the competition.

I do alright for myself. Getting laid at a club is like shooting fish in a barrel. I've heard a lot of guys complain about going home alone but I don't know many who won't get laid if they want to...... well ..... except the ugly ones.

 

Who doesnt love him?

 

Blech!

Can't we just kiss.

 

Lode somehow makes it to fake loverboy / pet name status with all women.

Wake - I just checked out your pics and you are pretty good-looking. In a "guy who goes to clubs" kind of way. (Yes, that was an awful backhanded compliment...sorry...but I DID say you were cute.)

 

When I was an undergrad at FSU I kept trying to get my gf to reserve one of those private study rooms in the library but she wouldn't go for it, says we would make to much noise. She was such a prude.

 

I'm an artist with my tounge.

 

Oh stop, I'm going to have to change my panties.

 

I believe it is 'tongue' hehehe

 

I'll take 'em however I can get 'em. Tanks.

I was on my way to take a peek into your gallery but there was this story that I had to read first. I just now got up off the floor.

HOLY MOLY LADY.

 

I just wanted your attention sugartits.

 

Cate! Hi babe! Hang out with us! We're wearing low-cut shirts and dropping our pens!

Wake - agh, now I feel really self-conscious. It's weird when you're having a normal conversation with people and suddenly they realize you're completely filthy. Can we pretend you didn't read that?

 

That's HOT!


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