Do you Masturbate at work?

Its great that other people masturbate at work. I've only done it a few times but I can have the biggest orgasms and afterwards I have that great calm feeling you get after sex. Im all sweaty and tired and i dont give a shit what anyone says. I can't wait to have sex at work if it ever happens.

 

I wanked off in in-school suspension. But that's it.

8 hours in a cubicle.. I got bored. *shrug*

 

I have been fired 2 times for masturbating at work! The first time i was caught mid-whack and the second time i missed a little durring the cleanup. Just did it in the back of the restaurant where i worked at McDonald's. LOL who won't be going there ever again????

 

You didn't work at any of the NE Ohio McDonalds, did you?

Please tell me you did.

Please?

 

Ok ladies, how and where at work did you do it? Just fingers or do you keep a pocket rocket available? How long did it take you? At your desk, in the bathroom? Were you missed?

No offense to the guys on this, but I know how that's done. LOL. Yes I've done it at work.

Fish

 

I haven't thats for sure.

 

I whacked off in the back room type area in my one electronics class....
and once in the library...

 

I will never eat macdonalds again

 

I have in my office, theres just that little rush....that makes it all the more pleasurable

 

hell yeah i do! i just go into the bathroom, sit down, and rub my clit and i can cum quick! it's even better if i finger myself with a couple of fingers... i do it at school too... during P.E. when we dress into our uniforms, i just got into a stall and finger myself... its such a rush because people are like right there... man, i'm getting horny thinking about it!

 

Ok, that seriously turned me on. Thanks for the details!!

Fish

 

u gotta be kidding... thats some funny funny stuff....

 

But it all depends on who caught you. If it was a cute person, goodo. If it was your old unattractive, no fun boss, well, too bad

 

I work in a restaurant

Would you really want to catch me in the kitchen after you've finished dining?

 

I'm gonna play a devil's advocate.

How about a cute person but a total tightassed, no fun type vs. an old, unattractive, but totally laid back boss? Who would you rather have catch you in the act?

I for one would take my chance with the old guy. At least he would be cool with it.

 

So true, the last person i'd want to catch me masturbating is someone i find cute.

 

Yes I have, at school and at work, I'm always rubbing it on whatever is handy, I go in the bathroom when I have to get off.

 

Yes

 

yes, i'm guilty... i've even had phone sex in the lounge

 

i just jacked off to hippies strip tease at work lol:&