Do you like to stick things in your pussy?

i used my dog once...but he kind of hurt me, but i have used veggies, electric shaver, flashlight handle, hammer handle,

 

You stuck your dog in your pussy?

 

Roflmao

 

Well his penis... it was actually a great fuck, he just kept going and going and going - but it kind of hurt a little bit...

 

Ok - eww - I'm sorry, but I better not comment on the post above.

Secondly, my sis-in-law is a nurse at an ER, she told me that women come in to ER's frequently with pop bottles stuck inside of them because the suction builds up inside of the bottle and makes it impossible to remove. The doctor has to drill a hole in the glass to let the air out, and remove it. So...you've been warned. Drill an air hole in that MF first, if you feel you've gotta do that.

 

Thats dirty

 

I love your new sig, Dave. I want to put that in my pussy. :tongue:
lol

 

I tried to once but the little bugger scratched me and got away. View attachment 40436