Do you know?

i found it pretty hilarious how this immediately followed your description of your undies:

 

I have this one pair of fruit of the loom boxers that looks like a dam thong when i bend over because of the tears in em. idk why i still have them. Better stop wearin em before i end up on people of walmart

 

last week, the back of my work pants and the back of my boxers decided to abandon me at the same time, so i had some full-on asscrack hanging out.

worst part, i realized this had happened just after bending over in front of a bunch of kids...

 

that's an easy one. i haven't worn any for at least twenty years, possibly closer to thirty, if not even longer then that.

 

no

 

it's a new day! Red lace today

 

I think black but maybe gray? Let see, yep black boxer briefs.

 

It's black.