do you know what i did last summer?

i'll share the things i did last sumer:

1. Planned to be de-virginized.
2. Worked the plan out.
3. Looked for any human being to have it with.
4. Found no girls available.
5. Went to the disco bar to find more.
6. No luck. Drank alcohol ('twas my 1st time).
7. I was drunk.
8. A teenager came to me and brought me to somwhere.
9. I was very drunk. I dont know what had gone to me but I fucked that teenager.
10. In the morning, I was shocked. I was naked, my penis was aching, my body too. And i saw the teenager with me in the bed.
11. The teenager was gay!!!
12. I was very furious!
13. He woke up.
14. He started to make me CALM...
15. He started to pump me, with his mouth in mine...
16. He succeeded in making me CUM...


and now, i say to myself, "How the hell did that happen? Duh! Anyways, I enjoyed! "

 

ok woah.... didn't know there was such thing as getting drank. Drunk maybe but drank? What is that?

 

Natz...i was thinking the same thing
that was an odd little anecdote...but i guess congrats for losing your virginity.

 

you kinda confused me there.


so your first sexual experience was with another guy?

and what do you mean he pumped you?

 

it doesnt matter man, invisible tappd that ass.

 

so that was an interesting one, were you drunk when you typed that lil post.

i think "drank" is when you are layin on the floor naked throwin up into a koolaid pitcher HAHA

 

actually beleive it or not a friend of mine was suggesting to go to some gay bar so we can get free beers off them.

he said you know how nice they are they will probible by you drinks,

i then said ya and then start hitting on you and are you that desperate for a alcohal.

Good thing i never went in the bar, keep in mind this was when i use to live in toronto.

Beer isn't rally a problem for me i'm only a 10 minute drive to quebec, so go there and get whatever i want, the rule there is 18 yrs or older for anything.

 

gay bars are fun

 

never been there but i do believe u

 

i pumped him...

 

He pumped you? Interesting... So, cool, you might be bisexual !

~Sapphire

 

So umm... lemme get this straight. Did you know the teenager was a guy at the bar ??? Don't sweat it man, if you think you're bad, think of the teenager