Do you have any nicknames?

like i said elsewhere here, i grew up thinking "you BITCH," "you little SHIT," "you ASSHOLE" and "whore" were compliments. i still kinda do. but you'd have to hear how my mom says them to understand. i swear, i grow at least an inch in height whenever she does. i feel so proud. and i feel her envy of my contrariness. i think she learned it from me, instead of the other way around. trying to get me to act the way you want is like trying to blow a soap bubble that looks like the eiffel tower. (and no, i don't feel bad using the same simile again and again if it's correct)

 

mine is ryry

 

oh NOES.

ryry. eek. i'm sorry.

and i'm goin to text dave today and tell him that if he doesn't call me babydoll anymore, i'm going to assume it's because he doesn't find me as attractive as he used to and that i hate myself now. that'll work. i swear, that man loves me so much.

i just had a warm fuzzy moment, pardon me. :embarassed:

 

sin, i've never had someone say my name like that
people call me jessica at times, but my name is jessie
legally on my birth certificate and shit it's jessie
my parents have no creativity
i like it when people call me jess more tho


i don't get offended when i get called anything, except for bitch..bitch can sometimes get to me
but whore, slut, ho, etc..it's all nothing

 

i'll have my mom call you and say on your answering maching "YOU BITCH." it's awesome. i swear, you'll listen to it over and over and feel so proud of yourself for undermining The Man. which, to my mother, includes absolutely all men and women who disagree with her, herself included.

 

hahahaha sweet
i'll have to hear it
bitch gets to me sometimes cause of my father...ooooooooooooo i think i just had a serious thought

 

meh. everyone calls me bitch at some point in time or another. except dave. his mom is a bitch (bless her soul, she's lost but a love and a good person, no, REALLY) but my mom, she LOVES the bitches. she has her own PMMHC. that's the Post Menopausal Man Hater's Club. they're a fucking BLAST. and all but my mother (whom i think is secretly gay) have tried to get dave into bed. bless them.

 

okay, i'm gonna start a thread, it's occured to me.

 

In HS I was called Smurf, also Hitler (I was a bastard in HS). And then of course KJohns.

 

Pretty much everyone calls me Penrod. - My last name.

Others call me Petey, some call me Pedro.

 

my sister calls me pest-ica

 

Family call me A
I have been called a million nicknames.
Little blue boxer, when I was a little kid cas I always wore this blue jumper and got into scraps. Red, Ginge in England, Blue in Australia.

Over here, I sometimes get called KruDeng(red teacher)...

 

Oh man. I forgot about one nickname. When I played ice hockey in high school, all the boys used to call me "Big Red". A lot of them still do when I run into them.