Do you have any funny stories?

One time I was out in the student union in glasgow with my mate, and we were walking down the stair when my mate slipped and fell halfway down the stairs on his arse, spilling his pint all over him.

 

:rofl: Aww.. Was he okay?

I was at a school assembely once and this elderly man was giving a speech and then he turned and started walking down the stairs and was waving at us and fell down..

:smilielol5: It was so funny and so sad all at the same time.

 

Och he was fine. But I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the night.

 

One time, i asked this one blonde from australia if she wanted to play naked twister with me. It was fun.

 

:rofl:

Any more?

Yeah? What'd she say?

 

yes, don't keep us in suspense!

 

She said "Only if i can pour vegetable oil all over you, tie you to the ground, and whip you with a licorice whip". I thought "Hey, whatever turns her on" So i did it. We now only talk to each other on this site. But i wont mention who she is

 

this ones weird but meh..

i have (this may sound mean but its true ) a smelly uncle, who was married to a smelly woman..
literally smelly and stuff
.
they lived in smelly beat down flats..
all the smellys lived there..
well it was my sisters Confirmation so we have to visit them bla :ack2:
when we were leaving, we had to walk down the smelly stairs.. the lift was broke.

my brother jumped the last three steps, instead of walkin them like a normal person.. and slipped, in a puddle of pee..

:ack2: haha in his new clothes

 

My 6 year old son was sitting on the couch yesterday and seemed to be really deep in thought, so I asked him what he was thinking of. He got this big ol' smirk on his face and whispered all ornery like: "I'm thinking about boobies!"

Oh man.

 

:smilielol5: Hahahahahha :rofl: :smilielol5: hahaha..

EDIT: I am still laughing. I literally have tears.

 

We all know who he's going to turn out like!! (I'm kidding, I'm sure he'll be nowhere near as pervy as Didy. )

.. :rofl: Kids, hey? That's so adorable and hilarious.

 

I couldn't believe he said that...I don't know where he comes up with half this stuff, but he absolutely loves the ladies, always saying how beautiful or how pretty he thinks they are, how he's going to marry them. I think I'm going to have my hands majorly full with him as he gets older. He's my little hell raiser as it is.

 

I'm not a perv! I'm not even horny. I just like talking about sex all the time :cheers2:

 

aw haha yaayy

arty:

 

If you want to play this game you must play by the rules.

I'm kidding. I'll stop saying stuff like that now though.

 

What are the rules?

You dont need to. I dont mind lol.

 

That was so funny.. I want to try to find a way to sig a little bit of it or something..

 

"The only rule is they must be true stories"

Lmao lmao :rofl: :rofl:

Doctor of... funk? Haha aww that's priceless. Awesome.

 

Laura, it is a true story :willy_nilly:

 

lol :rofl:
you could just say long story short he fell in a puddle of piss


:rofl:

he'll kill me if he knows i put that for the world to see :rofl: