Do you have a plan?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. bird_migration

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    I want to have a career and a steady job and I want to get married to a girl I do not necessarily love, but at least feel comfortable with.
    Then I want to buy a house for the two of us and have two cars. A big one for me and a smaller one for her. I also want two children; a boy and a girl.
    Then I want to retire at 65 and hopefully I can do some gardening until I die at 76. Maybe even pick up another hobby, like playing bridge.
    My wife has to live two years longer, so she can mourn my death and then die herself so we will be reunited in heaven.
     
  2. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    What if u die at 77 ?
    and how come she gets a smaller car ? thats not fair.
     
  3. bird_migration

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    My plan is to die at 76. And she is the wife, therefore she gets the smaller car.
     
  4. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hahahaha
    nice plan bird :D
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Call me the man with the plan.
     
  6. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    just cause she is the wife, she should get a smaller car ? is she also suppose to stay at home, be a housewife, cook, clean and take care of the kids ?
     
  7. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    What's wrong with doing that anyways?
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    well obviously, she's the wife
    duh
     
  9. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I like cooking, cleaning and taking care of kids....
     
  10. bird_migration

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    Ofcourse, duh. She is the wife.
     
  11. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    Because its not fair. I myself, wont ever cook or clean. I am not even sure I want to have kids. Maybe just one, a boy. But still, I cant imagine myself as a housewife doing whatever they do...I wouldnt be happy. But, hey, as long as men are happy...
     
  12. bird_migration

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    Sorry, you may not marry me.
     
  13. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    are you planning on being a spinster then?
    there are only two roles for women, wives and spinsters
     
  14. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Well, even though I have a degree and hopefully will eventually get another one and hopefully then work part time outta the house.... I'm not really interested in working for pay. I would much rather raise kids and cook delicious meals everyday and stay home and clean and decorate.... haha..... it's not like I'd be bored or stay HOME all the time.... you can take kids fun places and stuff.....
     
  15. bird_migration

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    You may marry me.
     
  16. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Yay... that is what I spent my life waiting for. :D


    Wait... how many other husbands can I have?
     
  17. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    No, I do want to get married. But we will be equal. I will work cause I want too. I am not gonna spend 6 years in college for nothing.
    we will hire someone to do the cooking and cleaning, but she wont be young or goodlooking, of course.
    And I will be the perfect wife - smart, educated, always nice and dressed up.
     
  18. bird_migration

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    16 others, but you have to have at least once a week sex with me. Preferably on sundays.
     
  19. J.I.

    J.I. WithYouInMyThoughts

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    I ll live....
     
  20. bird_migration

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    The perfect wife is stupid, dumb and big boobed actually.
     

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