do you hate telemarketers?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

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    I used to do telemarketing :) Sometimes it was GREAT, but that only lasted for about 10 minutes out of your 6 - 8 hour shift LOL. The rest of the time I felt like this

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  2. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Kinda like this guys job.
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I hate them, but I like the ones who you can actually sit there and talk to.

    I think they should hire random people to call and ask how you're doing and make sure you have a wonderful day! I'm such a weirdo, I know.
     
  4. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    heh.

    My Dad will answer, and he'll say "hold on a minute", and then just put the phone down for 15 minutes then come back and hang up.
     
  5. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    This is a classic bit;


    Me: Hello
    AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
    Me: Is this AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
    Me: This is AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T....
    Me: Is this AT&T?
    AT&T: YES! This is AT&T. May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
    Me: May I ask who is calling?
    AT&T: This is AT&T.
    Me: OK, hold on.

    Put the phone down for 15 minutes
    Me: Hello?
    AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
    Me: May I ask who is calling please?
    AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
    Me: Is this AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
    Me: This is AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Salem?
    Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes, sir.
    Me: The phone company?
    AT&T: Yes, sir.
    Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
    AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
    Me: I already have a phone.
    AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Salem.
    Me: Well, whatever it is, I'm really not interested, but thanks for calling.
    AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
    Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?

    AT&T: Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
    Me: 7 days a week?
    AT&T: That's right.
    Me: 365 days a year?
    AT&T: Yes, sir.
    Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's amazing!!

    AT&T: We think so!
    Me: That's quite a sum of money!
    AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
    Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual heck, can I get a cash advance?
    AT&T: Excuse me?
    Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
    AT&T: What are you talking about?
    Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
    AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
    Me: Wait a minute here! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T?
    AT&T: Well, yes, this is AT&T, sir, but....
    Me: But nothing! How do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of suliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
    AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for....
    Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?!?

    AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
    Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!

    AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold.
    Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
    Me: Yeth?
    Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
    Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
    Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
    AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
    Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother.........
    AT&T: (click)
     
  6. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I just screen my calls. 1-800-not-answering....
     
  7. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I really dislike getting calls from telemarketers, but I usually try to be polite to them. If I am accidentally rude though, I justify it by figuring I'm doing them a service by encouraging them to get a better job. :D
     
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