Do You Haiku?

Shits too potent now
One hit and you're on your ass
Ain't got time for that!

 

I don't have time to
I think life is terminal
I just want to live

Have some fun and be
Happy when I can be too
Do you travel much

I don't have a car
I guess I'll just ride the bus
I don't want to walk

He's 23 now
At 49 I feel old
Happy birthday son

Happy birthday to
You on your birthday today
Happy birthday son

I like pizza but
I don't have any right now
But I like to play

 

kung fu kick hard doors
a 40 bottle outdoors
karaoke rap

 

St Ives at one time
Now I don't drink much at all
But I like sweet wine

Feels nice on the tongue
I drink it warm most the time
Unless it's white wine

White I chill on ice
Red I keep room tempature
It's better like that

 

My canines have points
Kinda sharp kinda not sharp
They help me pierce food

Maybe I'll show you
I do like red wine a lot
At room tempature

Is it cold outside
I like white wine chilled on ice
I'm glad I'm inside

 

Foggy, just a blur
Trains are coming and going
Dreams are such strange things

 

I'll be leaving soon
I have a lot to do still
Before I go home

I can't go until
So I'm going to do what
I can so I can

I'm not in a rush
I'm just not done living yet
A little more time

Then I can go home
And get some much needed rest
Life can get heavy

But I can't go yet
There's a lot left to do still
I can't go til done

 

alone unguarded
remove now the stumbling stone
the heavy world lies

 

Birthday tomorrow
I'll be Forty Nine years old
Next year now looms large

 

Happy birthday, you!
I believe, this is your year
To do awesome things <3

 

Was in Western Mass
Enjoying the good weather
Forty nine is here

 

Camouflaged by chance
Beautifully wreaking havoc
Every single time

 

you are all so cool
i love reading your haikus
good quality thread

 

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

 

oh really, you think?
if they don't make too much sense
then no like from me

 

You think you're big.
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.

 

i am big enough
to ride the roller coaster
that is what matters

 

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

 

sometimes complex thoughts
are hard to put in haiku
that is the challenge

there is difference
between syllable structure
and a great haiku

the above aren't great
just the best I can manage
at this current time

 

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.